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FUCKTARD FLASH ALERT: Boehner Asks Obama to Delays Jobs Speech Until Thursday

“As your spokesperson today said, there are considerations about the Congressional calendar that must be made prior to scheduling such an extraordinary event.”

Because the fucktards in Congress are on vacay until 6:30 on Wednesday, Boehner furthered, “it is my recommendation that your address be held on the following evening, when we can ensure there will be no parliamentary or logistical impediments that might detract from your remarks.”

“As such, on behalf of the bipartisan leadership and membership of both the House and Senate, I respectfully invite you to address a Joint Session of Congress on Thursday, September 8, 2011 in the House Chamber, at a time that works best for your schedule,” Boehner said.

-Fucktard

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10 comments

  1. John

    What the flaming fuck is this all about? Are they cooking something up?

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  2. burned chicken

    Boehner has a hair dye and tanning appointment that interferes.

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  3. JakeGint

    More like Fucktard Obester scheduled his “Talk” –coincidentally, of course– at the same time as the Republican Presidential Debate.

    How could that EVER have happened? (McCauley Culkin Double Face Slap)

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      I’m with you, Jake. The guy hasn’t given a shit about jobs for almost three years now. Twenty four hours and not being a dick scheduling over a multimillion dollar event won’t make too much of a difference.

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  4. JakeGint

    I don’t know why you give a scheiss, Fly. You think he’s going to go classical economics on your ass?

    Fuggheddaboudit.

    _________

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  5. kedzilla

    Im guessing the speech may go something like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFyUvlfZ8j0

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  6. The Fly

    @Jake

    It’s just so petty, all the infighting. I want a revolution. This time with guillotines and tanks.

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  7. heaterman

    This guy (Oblammalammadingdong) knows only one thing and that is how to play politics and get a leg up on the other party. He cares nothing about the condition of the economy or the people of this country. It should be clear to all but the most vacuous that he views all of us as servants or even less. We are here for him, not him for us.

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