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Hope 2013 Working Much Like Hope 2008…

Well, this isn’t fun. Seems like going to cash was the right course of action. Seems like it…

Sadly, if you’ve been following, I did not go to cash.

But still, I wait. I wait because $1 trillion free dollars can’t be wrong. Our markets can collapse after that. Or maybe they don’t collapse at all? Maybe they just stay where they are while the real economy fumbles and craters? That’s an option, after all. Ben pulls a fast one and leaves you all befuddled.

Mind you, most of my own positioning is tied up in POS stocks like CCJ, BAS, and RGR. Sure, I love a good distressed buy. They’re my absolute favorite. I love getting socked in the teeth to the tune of 30% in between 40% rallies. And having psycopaths at the HuffPost, Brady Campaign, anti-nuclear proliferation activists, and Matt Damon slobbering over themselves in a quest to destroy perfectly reasonable and productive activity for wild-eyed, long shot chances at actually improving the world.

It. Is. So. Awesome.

As 2013 runs to a close, I wish suffering on all of you. This world is increasingly not big enough for all of us, and so I say, may the next one of you to suggest it would be better for Cain Hammond Thaler to live in Detroit without a gun be gang raped by knife wielding maniacs.

Dicks…

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5 comments

  1. ecchymosis

    Wait – they let you live in Detroit WITHOUT a gun???

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      If you bother to legally change your address (most just squat in a vacant home and don’t bother with the legal ‘niceties’), then they send you a small caliber handgun in the mail…

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  2. Fly Fraud

    buy URRE and retire

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  3. UnderValuedAssets

    I was just thinking it’s kinda of odd that the worst peace time civilian slaying (69 innocent lives) occured in Norway – One of the worlds very most restrictive countries in terms of gun ownership.

    Let’s face it evil people exists and, like most things, will follow the path of least resistance, so why is it that we advertise our most precious as being in a completely defenseless, “gun free Zone” from 8AM-4PM M-F

    After 9/11 did anyone suggest we ban the use of airplanes?

    And, most certainly god forbid, but if it were foreign “terrorist” that committed this heinous crime would we really be looking to disarm and restrict access to responsible, law abiding, American adults?

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yes, exactly. This response is driven by a hatred of guns, not a desire to help the innocent.

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