iBankCoin
Joined Jul 30, 2008
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Apple’s new revolutionary Laptop!

Say goodbye to the keyboard, and hello to the MacBook Wheel.  Everything is just a hundred few clicks away!…

Short AAPL @ 97, set stop to 99 for a swing trade.  I got my limit set.

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10 comments

  1. scum bucket

    Since corporate executives tell nothing but lies does that mean that Jobs is terminally ill?

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  2. BOOMER

    Boo! I’m long again at 94.5!

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  3. Hecker511

    I can’t believe they actually said “only a few hundred clicks away”!

    Notice they didn’t actually show anyone writing a sentence…? That’s because this wheel thing is garbage.

    Thanks for the heads up GIO!

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  4. Gio

    (btw, this video is a parody. But sort of illustrates why AAPL’s stock cannot be a leader in our next bull market. It’s too crowded, and the trade is “old”.)

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  5. Danny

    I added to my appls short today.

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  6. Da_bears

    that macbook would suck. typing took the guy so long. you cant type just not worth it. keyboard way faster than punching numbers on touch screen or scrolling. and it not even touch. sucks. pick me up some steel stocks

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  7. Hecker511

    Oh God, I thought this thing was for real… lol!

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  8. ottnott

    There is a very long list of people and publications that have been bamboozled by The Onion, Hecker.

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  9. GW

    45 minutes to send an e-mail….ouch….

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  10. Blue

    When the female anchor said “Dicking around” I wasn’t sure if she actually said it at first! lol awesome

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