Good morning fucked faces!
I entreat you with gains once again, as I am smartly positioned amongst a pastiche of holdings appreciating in value. I will not relinquish these money making ideas for free. Oh no indeed I shall not, for that is for PAYING members of Stocklabs. However, I will tell you that I bought leaps on BABA, slightly out of the money — looking for the stock to surge in 2022. I also am heavily SHORT the US treasury bond via TMV and I am long an array of oil and ag names, with a heavy hedge against small caps via TZA.
Losses are stomped the fuck out fast at 2% and I do not have patience any more for small capped shit. Keep your penny ideas to yourself you piece of shit.
I am up 1.25%, on another leisurely day at House Fly. Cafe Du Monde is not FESTOONED on my walls this morning and I will have you know that I consumed a delicious pumpkin beignet this morning, which is news because I typically eschew carbs — because fat fucks eat carbs.
Into the afternoon, expect chicanery, but the oil trade looks SAFU. Lots of late money coming with fortunes in mind.
Also, into the weekend, it’s possible BTC-ETH will moon. I am long BTBT as my sole miner play right now.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter