iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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100% FUCKED — WE ARE CRASHING NOW — ALL HOPE IS LOST

Nothing can see us now. My losses have been stacked on top of each other like crates and I am now attempting to climb said crates in an effort to achieve those heights. I have been bogged for months now — losing in this and in that. This Biden CUNT market is the absolute worst and I hate him with all of my guts and truly wish anyone but him was President. I can only blame him and him alone. It reminds me of when that cunt Obama was President and the market swam lower for YEARS before anyone noticed it was only GOOGL and other mega caps trending up to mask the misery of markets.

This is what you get — PEAS — and you eat them because OMG WE HAVE TO HELP THE POOR.

Fuck the poor and the migrants — fuck them all. I want high prices for my stocks and I want them now and I do not want to help anyone.

Speaking of help, I am HELPING MYSELF now to shares of stocks because why not? Cryptos are raging higher and the market is BOGGED DOWN into levels we have not scene, from a technical standpoint, since March of 2020. It feels wrong to buy and I want to short — because FUCK THIS COUNTRY — but could you imagine being short into a RIP ROARING reflex bounce after being wrong on the way down? I would rather kill myself.

I am 40% cash, long old man stocks, a little oil, cryptos and designs on other stuff into the close.

I buy the blood because fuck you.

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5 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG!

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  2. juice

    Phew .. I was concerned Monsieur le Flea would go all PC on us

    concens allayed

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  3. edge

    I’m banking a .6% gain today. Selling everything except some SOXS calls I bought cheap.
    I have no idea what is going to happen this week.

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  4. purdy

    Poetic post Doc.

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  5. bitcoin fag

    Should’ve bot Xene

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