ALL IN LONG

The market traveled a familiar path today, FUCKING all of those who bought the open and then FUCKED them once more into the final half hour of trade. That’s what we do — fuck the open and the close and once more at night before bed to give you nightmares.

I bought a FUCKLOAD of semis and an array of high priced stocks — because I am betting on higher prices. I don’t even care if I draw down. As a matter of fact, I want more losses. Speaking of losses, I erased my losing streak and gained 1% for the session — which was down 55bps from my highs but who’s counting?

All of these little penny stocks can fuck off. I am done trying to capture their 100% intra-gay moves. All month long I was trying to catch one and they fucked me every single time. For October and going forward, I am going to trade less and more methodical — adhere better to the markets. Get back to basics and bowl on people for sport.

I know you want the market to trade lower and I would want it too if not long. How about you permit me to sell the opening rip and then we can possibly short it together?

Rationale for the long position: there is no crisis to justify these poor technicals.

Either way, I’ll be here to face the music come Monday.