iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
21,324 Blog Posts

Site Redesign Coming Soon

We haven’t updated the aesthetics of this clown-site since 2015. While blogging is not like it used to be and everyone now jerks themselves off on Twitter or for our readers inside The Pelican Room of Stocklabs — I regard this living testament of work here to be of the utmost importance. As such, I have shelved future SL development in favor of fixing up this shit-hole.

I am going to do away with the front page — fuck headlines — and also nuke mostly all other blogs. I will keep a few and maybe add one more — but the days of the Peanut Gallery are long over and I am not interested in driving page views. As you noticed, I haven’t run third party ads on the site for about a year. iBankcoin was never going to be and never could be mainstream to the point of being worth shilling for page views. Trust me when I tell you, I have tried almost every trick there is in the book — but the facts remain and they are unmoveable: I am who I am and being me also means extreme levels of love and hate. While I am a bit warmer in my 40s than I was in my 30s, I am very polarizing and as one fucked face once said “very off-putting.”

The new site design isn’t going to be revolutionary, but good enough to look modern and function better with mobile.

Thank you for visiting this shit-heap all these years and I am sorry (not really) for not making user experience better here. I have been HARANGUED by plagues in many different ways the past 2 or 3 years, maybe more. Often burnt down to a cinder and rejuvenated through the blood of the Gods, I hope you too will be reinvigorated in our site redesign, authored by our new tech TR$way, which should be completed by and no later than 2039.

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14 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer

    No one gives a rats ass

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  2. moosh

    Sweet. Can’t wait. What happens in year 2040? 2020 was definitely a year where msm tried to 24/7 paint a vision over our eyes

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  3. duuude

    Indeud

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  4. acehood

    Lol “fucked face” always gets me

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  5. tradercaddy

    2039 is kind of a distant future.
    I wonder if one can get internet service in a casket/cremation urn (or wherever ashes get scattered).
    Just asking for a friend.

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  6. jose

    Thank you for the news feed on SL.

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  7. barbee

    I really enjoy your musings here on the IBC blog. You’re very open w/ your thoughts, feelings and opinions and I never once found then to be at all contrived.
    In this world of BS actors trolling for ‘views’ with all their contrived outrage….I find you to be quite refreshing.
    Change the site to your hearts content-just don’t change “You”.

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  8. edge

    After reading a great deal this weekend I noticed that the importance of the passing of a large spending bill and the avoidance of default is getting little mention.
    The market is priced for perfection which always means “keep the money geyser gushing”.
    Place your bets. This is what matters.
    OK, done jerking off. I’ll go clean up now.

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  9. teslawasright

    blogspot was just fine

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  10. ezthere

    Re-design this

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  11. j

    Looking forward to it. I haven’t gone a day (with the exception of when I’ve been on planes) I haven’t read the site.

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