iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Maintaining Plebian Gains Amidst Pomp and Ribaldry

I worked really hard to achieve my 215% gains this year — endless trades, scores of emotion, and a never-ending toil that has probably reduced my life expectancy by 5 years.

And then I had a conversation with Ragin Cajun today, who is elbows deep in NFTs — who tells me he turned $10k into $130k by purchasing pictures of Apes on Opeaseas. The fuck am I doing here anymore? I might as well just buy some Apes and smoke cigars all day long.

Reporting from the plantation, +2.5% for the session, side-eying all of you NFT buying fuckers.

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  1. cancel19

    How long did it take him and when did he start?

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  2. table

    So let me get this straight. People take real money like from their bank account, like USD, and buy NFTs?

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  3. DaJuice

    Join the Sol-Army Fly, the gains are magnanimous!

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