iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Markets Poised to Go Either Up or Down

Before I forget, I have a gift for the plebs this morning. Since I will be out all week and trading/blogging light, as I am dropping my daughter off for school in Boston, I am going to grant access to Stocklabs pro features for the next 5 days. It doesn’t mean that you homeless fucks without a subscription can access anything. But it does let all of the lower status plebs have access to a much more robust suite of tools, courtesy of the good folks at iBankCoin.

Markets look good for a rampage early going; but I am jaded enough to not buy into the pre-market fantasies. I will, however, admit the spikes in WTI, Copper, and Cryptos are encouraging. Let this be a stern lesson to all of you SHITHEAD Peter Schiff parroting ass-clowns. Do you see the crypto market? Straight fire, you son of a bitch. Just last month that cock-sucker Schiff was mean tweeting about how BTC was going to zero — now what? Secondary cryptos are up 100%+ in a month and BTC-ETH and in striking distance of RECORD HIGHS. Always buy dips — ALWAYS buy dips.

As for the stock exchange — I’d love to share the same enthusiasm I have for cryptos for stocks. Simply stated, things aren’t that virgin in stocks and we’re getting tired, old, and slovenly up at these levels. With America on the ropes overseas and the COVID variants fucking with everyone’s head and vaccine mandates SQUEEZING small businesses, I do not view this market as something of a marvel at such high levels. By Fall, based upon current numbers, we are 100% fucked by COVID. While you might not believe in the efficacy of the vaccine, do not for a second believe COVID isn’t real, or go out of your way, like a moron, to get it. There is some fucked up shit happening with the variants and I am looking forward to some new therapeutic drugs coming out soon to assist.

Naturally I am not a doctor; I only play one online. But I do know this much: lose weight you fat fucks and start mega dosing on vitamins C,D and Zinc and quit being such a pussy. There are innumerable ways you can avoid getting sick; but if you do get sick, even for you vaccinated freaks, you’re gonna want to be thin and in shape to fight off any virus. I need all of you to be healthy, in order to subscribe to Stocklabs and buy my books and merch.

Hey, college in Boston is a fuckload of money and girl Fly doesn’t have a job, so guess who’s paying?

Early going, I am +60bps, thanks to gains in MARA. I will be going to cash before I hop on the plane.

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6 comments

  1. duuude

    Plane ? With the plagued masses ?

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  2. duuude

    Tip…Wilmington NC airport.

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  3. metalleg

    Hey Fly, I know you’re a strong sonofabeech but may I suggest you have a carton of tissues, Kleenex only, with you when you leave your Lil Miss Fly at college.

    It may be the most gut wrenching thing you’ll ever do.

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  4. roguewave

    Solid health advice, but if people are overfat at this point they are more likely to grab another handful of Twinkies from the carton and wait for Fraudci to save them.

    Your daughter is not alone wrt college kids not working summer jobs or at all. The purpose of a summer job is mainly to find out what you hate & like to do. Opportunity missed.

    ‘ just sold out of HEX – a 100% scamcoin for a 2 wk run from .12 to .18.
    It was a small speculation. It really is a scam according to Eric Voorhees.

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  5. roguewave

    I have every confidence that our leaders will handle crypto regulation every bit as well as they handled Afghanistan.
    We are a banana republik;
    without our own banana production and without a republic

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  6. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Vitamin A is the ticket. First sign of a cold, take 3x the daily recommended dose for two days, then recommend dose. C and Zinc help too. But if you’re fat and diabetic with years of cigarette smoke in your lungs, nothing really helps. I’m not a Dr., but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

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