iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,428 Blog Posts

Markets Slide as NAZIS Get BTFO

Your fiat based economy shed some tears today, as the markets cracked lower, amidst the sorrows and the tragedies that unfolded last week when NAZIS stormed the Capitol in the hopes to violently overthrow the Trump regime. Luckily the Capitol Police were there to save the day. Now we have the fine folks at Twitter, Amazon, and Google doing God’s work by protecting the people against this NAZI scourge by removing them from their platforms.

It’s their right after all, being private companies and all. If you don’t like it, create your own tech giants and banking centers.

Luckily for us, the good people here in America, the Nazis are poor and have no funding. They used to have industry a long time ago, but have squandered it and the old NAZI money replaced with new and cool tech titans, who cavort Silicon Valley with the transfused blood of youth in their veins and the world in the palm of their hands.

This isn’t censorship, but just simply the way it is. If you are truly enamored by the current system, feel free to participate in it and keep a picture of Jerome Powell on your mantle. If by chance you’re slightly annoyed by it, buy BTC or ETH. The choice is always yours.

The country is combustible. It is ebbing towards total anarchy. Be careful about taunting people who feel they’re doing God’s work and have nothing to lose.

I finished up for the session, presently +10% for Jan.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

15 comments

  1. purdy

    Don’t forget FB …they’re protecting us too. They restricted Ron Paul for undefined “repeated violations”.

    • 1
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • ha

      Amazon’s subsidiary, the Postal Service appears to be doing their part to protect us by delaying or losing packages to dangerous characters.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. 2 chainz

    The insurrection coalition isn’t monolithic–not all of them are Nazis/fascists.

    Especially those who chanted “hang Mike Pence” and brought their family Confederate flags with them. They are the Klansmen that Mike Pence and the Republicans have been pandering to throughout their political careers and had enough of their lip service.

    • 2
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • purdy

      If you’re from Georgia you might do some more research about who honestly gives a shit about black (and white, and brown, and Jewish, and Arab…) people. The assholes just installed from your state joined-in to destroy your own Cynthia McKinney and undo everything for which she stood.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • 2 chainz

        Cynthia was a talker. But she (alongside John Lewis) was at least right about GWB’s illegal wars that you have been harping on.

        • 1
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • ha

      Narcist, good to see you man.

      • 2
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • 2 chainz

        Hey, thanks. Not gonna be around much this time unless there are major market events in 2021 to discuss. Got plans for the post-vaccine life.

        • 1
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • emersonlakepalmer
          emersonlakepalmer

          I hope killing yourself is part of that plan.

          • 1
          • 5
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • 2 chainz

            Not ruling that out in the long run. I am pro-euthanasia hedonist who isn’t too afraid of death. 2020 sure made us re-prioritize all the things in life.

            • 1
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • calgaryg

            You are a demented piece of shit. Fuck you.

            • 1
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
          • 2 chainz

            Yeah I don’t know what I did to him but it seems he hates me. 🙁

            • 0
            • 0
            • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. heckler

    2 chainz rulz

    • 3
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • 2 chainz

      The real 2 Chainz (Tauheed) isn’t a very good rapper but a really good man.

      I remember I still owe you some Outback (or Red Lobster?) from last year. I must have lost a bet or summin? Let me know whenever. I always keep my word.

      • 2
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. indexjoe

    I’m so scared. How will I post photos of mediocre food and landscapes now???

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"