iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FUCK YOURSELF

I was doing great — killing every single trade. And then fucked for face “Citizen Squared” inside Exodus decided to post “CRASH THE CLOSE” with markets at the top. This is not the first time or first day he has afflicted the market with his cancerous Greek jinxes. The subsequent events after that is nothing short of a horror story for me, as I dwindled and shrinked and pined for respite — cataclysm into the close — surrendering 200bps from the top for a meager gain of 1%.

I jerked off with 61 trades and spent a lot of time to vastly underperform my Quant (+1.7%) and LT portfolio (+2.2%) and now I am 22% cash, scared of every tick that I see.

I expect sharp downside for specifically me tomorrow. Moreover, and this goes without saying, I am going to kill Citizen Squared at my earliest convenience.

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10 comments

  1. indexjoe

    Fuck this place

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  2. narcist

    Welp, the KKK/GOP/Proud Boys are losing bigly. But, no surprise.

    More and more of us in Georgia have decided to leave the Nazi scums in the last century.

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    • purdy

      Hopefully your – now Dem – state’s pols will be able to reverse the damage …and keep Guam from capsizing.

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      • narcist

        Fuhrer Trump deserves much credit for peeling off most of the non-Nazi Republicans and kept them from going to vote if not officially changed their party affiliation.

        I’ve been saying that (for years by now) he sped up the demise of the GOP by at least a full decade. In a twisted way, he saved America for having done so.

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        • purdy

          If the republic survives, having the Dems in control of both branches during what’s coming will be the best thing for the Republican brand – whatever the marketers of that brand end-up wanting to market.

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  3. ha

    What do you want to be riding or driving in the race?

    gold – riding a mule
    silver – riding a horse
    silver warrants – riding a triple crown winner
    BTC – driving a Tesla
    winning shitcoins – flying a supersonic jet

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    • emersonlakepalmer
      emersonlakepalmer

      Who won the race – The tortoise or the hare?

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      • ha

        either/or is a limiting thought. you don’t have to do that. its a decision. your decision
        I used to hold pm’s and miners
        didn’t want to be the last one out of the theatre
        miners will do well; btc will do better. got out of miners at 14,4 btc.
        the tortoise is a dot on the horizon
        We’re entering the 2nd inning. Get on the crypto roster – TODAY
        You cannot win if you do not play

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        • ha

          watch 20 hrs of crypto for beginners today/tomorrow
          set up a wallet on your phone today – it’s a lot to learn – start asap

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  4. heckler

    Fly please post vids of MAGA getting the fuck beat out of them today in DC

    Thanks!

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