iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU

There are two types of people in this world — those who make money and those who do not. The ones who do not end up on the ass-end of a tear gas canister, the ones who do travel in luxury and often frequent resorts and belong to country clubs.

So you know, Le Fly has never tasted the scent of a tear gas canister — because he is a man of distinguished qualities. You bore witness to the markets up 467 today, as breadth steadied all day to close at 64%. Everything of substance went higher, with a few high momentum names taking a break. In the morning, I was down — but then I went to work and traded like a long dicked stallion and came out up more than 200BPS.

See pal, that’s who I am and you’re nothing.

Good father?

Fuck you…go play with your kids.

These were today’s closed trades.

(RIOT -9.1%)
(APPS -7.7%)
FEAC +6.3%
SPAQ +5.6%
TRNE +7.1%
(BYND -2.9%)
PLNT +0.4%
UONE +15.4%
OPESW +14.1%

I ended up 100% long, creatine coming out from my ears — zero fucks or reservations — indeud.

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11 comments

  1. purdy

    Speaking of hung men …today’s Qs have the perfect candle.

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  2. tradercaddy

    I don’t belong to a country club, although I have caddied and been to some of the best cow pastures with 18 holes that the USA offers.
    On the other hand I have to admit I was at the end (very very end) of some tear gas when I was attending U of Fl. in Gainesville in the early 1970’s.
    Some party goers decided to do another Vietnam protest in Gainesville which spilled over towards the Administration Bldg. (Tigert Hall).
    The police didn’t like it.
    I was a student senator for the College of Arts and Sciences and was called along with others to calm things down. There was tear gas in the air.
    Long story short we gave the Administration the idea to order a whole bunch of pizzas for the demonstrators (no Papa Johns back then or Pizza Hut).
    Everything turned out groovy and far out.
    Moral of the story- Why don’t the cops just order pizzas for the BLM rioters. It worked in the ’70s.

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    • purdy

      Nah. If a protester of color choked on a pepperoni, the cop would face life behind bars.

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  3. it is showtime

    Hi inner wall st CB circle

    3590.

    I just named a number
    you cant get the S&P
    to hit. Can’t even touch.
    have a good day

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    • edge

      I dunno- sure looks strong. Is it a top? Dunno.
      I’m 94% cash and 6% short. Will the Powell put be tested before the election? That’s the question.
      I’m having a good year. I just have to take a shot at this short.

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      • it is showtime

        I believe it’s an overt middlefinger being given by deepstate-wall street (extra mf-lol)

        Parabolic with aggression? Into the most uncertain election in our history (will be vehemently-contested either outcome)?
        To stay brief I just believe chapter 3 coming. Chapter 1 virus Chapter 2 riots. Biggest epic fail in history if D’s don’t retake after back-pocket black swan (which I said 5 months ago). Stock market looks like Chapter 3 setup at the very least…looks-like

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        • ericbakerbruce

          Blah blah blah yakkity yakkity yak. Fucking nonsense. You write dribble.

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          • it is showtime

            Yeah it’s only a subcategory of journalism

            Analytical-predictive journalism

            Arguably twice the usefulness of Msm journalism
            (You clearly have a personal issue if you would claim that’s dribble or fucking nonsense)

            IQ of 1st grader or 3rd grader?

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        • edge

          I’m not a conspiracy type. I noticed what was going on in options and just kept riding straddles. Is the gamma trade over? I don’t know but it’s no longer a secret so probably.
          The indexes are popping out of their channels. Hell, who knows? Not me.

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