iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MARKETS PRICE IN MOAR

I shuffled lots of stuff around today — booking MASSIVE gains. I am edge lording to 4% overall gains today, whilst being 30% cash. Let me tell you who I am pal. I am the type of person that fucks this market until it’s dead and then I move on. There are ZERO people on this entire planet who trade better than me when hot. If you attempt to challenge me, you will only accomplish humiliating yourselves.

You are probably here hoping to GLEAN some information to become better. Sorry, the ship has fucking sailed for that pal a long time ago. I’m not in the business of selling fish pole instruction, friendo. I feed people fish. Any questions?

Good.

Markets are beginning to price in MASSIVE RIOTS. Expect to see LA burn tonight, all of this very bullish and good indeed. What you’re seeing, actually, isn’t Americans rioting, but all Russian trolls, which is why Twitter is banning all of them.

Ah, the latter day excesses of Empire America. This bitch of a whore will do anything to hold onto power; but the time for unity is over and the time for dick chopping mechanisms fast approaches. Look at SWBI today. So many Nazis with so many guns cannot bode well for commie pig-fuckers. I am not too belligerent. Do not worry. Le Fly is much more interested in profiting off the chaos than leading it.

OFF TO EAT LUNCH

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3 comments

  1. Ari Baba

    BITCH I LOG 4% UP ON MY DOWN DAYS

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  2. zusch

    lunch?

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