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Less Impressed By Gold Than Bitcoins

I thought gold was going to skyrocket today — but it’s kind of a disappointment. I knew in my guts this shit would happen, which is why I didn’t want to talk too much shit last night. That’s how it works — doesn’t it? Big overnight move dissipates into a puddle of piss by morning and everyone shits their pantaloons.

I’m fucking sneezing nonstop this morning. I hate allergy season.

Big move in Bitcoins now, firmly over $11,000. Markets have that July 4th sleepy vibe. Absolutely no one is coming to see my fucking house — because of the holiday. I can’t give away this fucking house — after endless upgrades. Fuck this shit. Most of my stocks are doing dick and now I have to figure out if I want to buy a bunch of new stuff or stick with what I have.

Anyway — lots of things to look at now, but BTC is definitely impressive and gold…not so much.

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10 comments

  1. rangersfan

    What movie is that ?

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  2. heckler

    You’ve embossed too many ceilings and made your house too fancy-ass Fly. Americans are retarded – you should have known. True ‘gents are few and far between.

    Who else is pumped up for Trump’s Military Parade? I know I fucking am! Happy Fourth you fags go blow some shit up for Freedom. Let’s get Yankee Doodle on this shit.

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  3. bronze28

    Shelton is on CNBC tomorrow morning as I am sure most everybody knows

    The big bang re; gold could be tomorrow FLY.

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  4. flea

    Dude – take something for those allergies! Try 1/2 of a Chlortrimeton – works and you won’t go to sleep.

    BTW – what’s up with the ‘halving’ for Bitcoin next year. Will that impact price via a lot of attention?

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    • metalleg

      Halving is positive for price because it reduces the mining output by half.

      Regardless, listen to Coinspeak in the Peanut Gallery for crypto info.

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      • metalleg

        You’ll find him under the name “enigma” although not sure why it hasn’t been changed by now.

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