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Futures McPlunge at Open, As Tariff Man Continues to Fuck Markets

I believe this has all to do with Canada arresting one of China’s elite, the CFO of Huawei, daughter to the founder of the company — a company with size and scale equal to Amazon. She is now sitting in a Canadian cell awaiting extradition to the US, where Trump is waiting to personally execute her for sending calculators to Iran.

Futures were very funky at the open. I truly hate the word — but found it to be useful to me here. We were down more than 500, which is a rather larger drop, considering we were +115 last night. Now we’re down 185 and I really do not know where this fucker is going next. Glad to be in a lot of cash.

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8 comments

  1. acehood

    We’ll be green by morning.

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  2. roundwego

    Bull trap done. Now real fear from HY. as Powell continues to tighten as he must do.

    Note facefuck is also in legal trouble in Europe and soon in US. Tech bus full steam ahead.

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  3. roundwego

    Fly, you realize the Clintons and Trump are in a death match.

    killary left too much dirty laundry, and could not walk away.

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  4. juice

    agree with le Fly’s assessment … the next thing is real war

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  5. joyous__ending

    B U Y B R A Z I L

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  6. bintercorp

    Don’t worry, we just need panic and all sorts of fuckery to RETEST THE LOWS. #bullish

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  7. awanka

    Markets are still skittish as a newborn pig. I think we’re see lower.

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