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Not Buying Anything, As Is My Constitutional Right

Everything was miserable for me today, even the taste of the coffee I made. My day was wholly ruined due to a tech malfunction at Exodus, which couldn’t be resolved because I’m in between techFAGS. I don’t want to drag any of you down into my brooding and black mood, but all is lost and buying into this horrible tape, into a miserable elections, can only lead to catastrophic results.

You’d be wise to step aside and go to cash, protect your almonds from the greatest ball busters of our time — politicians.

A GOP win means we will ravage China for the next two years. Stocks should clown punch lower.

A Democratic win might mean impeachment proceedings, risking the god damned tax cuts. Under that scenario, stocks will clown punch lower.

Either way, we clown punch lower.

I know this is a totally different take from yesterday, which makes me look partly or wholly insane, bio-polar or manic depressive. But I had a change of heart. I don’t know why — but I did. Truth is, we’re all pissing in the wind here, spitting balling it and hoping our piss doesn’t catch a breeze and spray back into our faces.

Whatever you decide to do, I wish you well. My money is scared, so it’ll remain indoors and protected by steel vaults.

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8 comments

  1. it is showtime

    3 20 10yr is-zzz holding

    THE MATH
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    IS NOW
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    ON THE
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    BEARS SIDE

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  2. staten island comez first
    staten island comez first

    Good call Fly. Buy the dip 2morrow .

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  3. awanka

    A lot of uncertainty will be lifted tonight, Mr. Fly. Could be bullish.

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  4. og

    SAAS names should rally off TWLO earnings if markets behave.

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  5. willy scrillionez
    willy scrillionez

    CLOWN PUNCH – My favorite phrase for the rest of the week

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  6. Lyndon Keltner

    Barb Comstock’s crusade against MS-13 turned into a karmic genital mutilation, in part courtesy of her orange fuhrer.

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  7. heckler

    Fly what is the link to your live tweet of the election results??

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