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Best Seasonality Plays for November; The Turkey Gods Are Coming

The Turkey Gods are coming.

What does that mean?

It means very soon people will be fat faced, crammed to their gills with stuffing and cranned berry sauce, too circumspect to think about shorting stocks, or even selling them for that matter. The idea of Santa Claus barging into their homes with his pack of feral reindeers, shitting down the fireplace, is reason enough to rally into the year end.

It’s simply un-American to not own stocks heading into this grande tradition we’ve established, commiserating the time we kicked natives off their land and into graveyards.

Here are the best/worst performing sectors, historically, for the month of November.

Some top performing stocks.

A look at the semis.

Barreling into tomorrow, I suspect we’ll get some volatility, which is code talk for sharply lower prices. I’ll probably buy said dip and then solidify my position for the balance of November as being hypo-bullish, hell bent on the destruction and complete annihilation of the bears.

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7 comments

  1. ferd

    Might want to look-up “hypo-“.

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  2. soupbone

    Rasor wire being such an enhancement to what the eye beholds could signal an outlier year. Small event, right actions wrong statements.

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    • ironbird

      Small event? Dude you have obviously never been to Los Angeles. The invasion has been going on for about 50 years. This is Waterloo.

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  3. juice

    all clear after pseudo-election day

    “…commiserating the time we kicked natives off their land and into graveyards.”

    hmm… sounds like Israel stole the USA play book or rather we set up an USA outpost since it worked so well the first time around

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  4. moosh

    It’s all about JAZZ, thanks fly!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxN4nKk2cfk

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