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Morning Poppers (Fly’s Manly Breakfast Edition)

I woke up this morning and decided upon a very masculine breakfast — because I’m a man and that’s what men do.

I whipped out my french press, violently boiled some water, tossed some coffee beans into a grinder and produced some ground coffee. I then took said coffee and placed it inside the french press and then splashed some water inside of it and let it brew for exactly 6 minutes.

Looking around the kitchen for something to eat — I grabbed the first thing I saw — a banana. I then took some leftover bacon that my kids had left 15 minutes prior and some crunchy peanut butter in the pantry and slathered some on the banana, and then sprinkling bacon atop of it like the Salt Bae — only much cooler and with more grace.

I then took my black coffee and my banana mess and sat down and began to write this stupid post.

Early going, futures are higher. Pot stocks look strong, based on this news.

Tilray receives necessary regulatory permits in Canada and Germany to export medical cannabis flower for distribution to German patients (104.95)

The export of Tilray’s whole flower medical cannabis products will make Tilray the first and only medical cannabis company with a differentiated product offering of both full-spectrum oils and whole flower, including some of the highest potency products available in the German medical market. More details on how patients in Germany can access Tilray’s whole flower products will be released later this year.

The BOE left rates at 0.75% and Turkey hiked to 24%.

Any questions?

Good. Now let me eat my banana.

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8 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    Yes, I have a question.
    Did you eat said breakfast with a fork, a spoon, a fork plus a knife or did you leave
    a little space at the bottom of the banana and grab it with your hand and eat the breakfast like a gentleman?

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  2. juice

    TLRY, the new CMGI et al.

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  3. cancel19

    So much for my $TLRY poots that expire tomorrow. There goes the logic of expecting it to go down from such a parabolic move. Trading is so much fun.

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  4. gsofield

    What are some coffee beans you prefer? I think Ethiopia grows some of the best beans in the World – especially Yirgicheffe.

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  5. acehood

    Light roast for the caffeine.

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