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OLD MAN STOCKS FTW

While many of you were getting your brains punched in, long tech, Le Fly was preserving his money in K and CLX, and pot soda play NBEV — amongst others. I gained almost 100bps today, in a market marred with discord. In the after hours, several SAAS plays CRUSHED estimates, which should lend to the perversion in the AM.

I happen to believe we’re not done going lower. One could only sustain oneself on pot stocks for so long. It won’t be long until we fall apart at the seams and this glass house built atop of a charade will collapse, taking with it all of the indecorous catamites who’ve been dutifully serving this market for the better part of the past two years.

With Trump going out due to mentally instability, so will the stock market.

Who remembers how miserable the very evil Obama market was the past two years of his administration? It was equal to living in the Great Depression, if not worse. With Pence as President and Trump’s anti-fuckery policies gone, I suspect we’ll return to a very staid 1% GDP growth, ravaging and raping markets with sheer contempt.

Gains were found and enjoyed in GIS, HAIN, and KR today. I suspect this trend will continue and expand in the days and weeks to come.

Raise cash or die.

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6 comments

  1. bennyhill

    BTFD (buy the fang dip) is all you need to know

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  2. rangersfan

    Bbbbbut..fuck…inflation, wtf is that?!

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  3. heckler

    The Obama market sucked if you were bearshitting from a waylaid beached Ark, high and dry on bearshit island instead of riding waves to the Isles of Gains.

    They are finally turning on Trump aren’t they?
    Finally saying what we knew, deep down, all along, didn’t we. Russia has him bare ass and bent over a barrel and he’s too fucking sociopathic for anyone to take his orders seriously. Did you watch ACTIVE MEASURERS yet, Fly? Perhaps a Saturday Cinema candidate?

    When things settle down at home of course.

    Long weed and CBD beverages into the new year bitches.

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    • MSGT HARTMAN

      One thing you will hear the rest of your life:

      Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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  4. heckler

    I gotta say I don’t like that guy from what I’ve seen so far. He seems like a scared big time pussy power hungry little fuck. Could be wrong

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