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Get Some Pot and Smoke it — Totally Legal Now

What a stupid fucking country you live in. Scores of people rotting in prison cells for selling pot did so for no reason at all, now that we now know marijuna is good for you, totally legal, and is permitted to be smoked everywhere. People hate tobacco, but love pot. It cures everything and you can even use the hemp wood to make cabinets and floors.

It’s like a wonder crop that is both medicinal and constructive. I gather all of those lads rotting in prison cells are grateful to America’s lawmakers for finally realizing that drugs are a profitable business that could generate immense revenues, whilst at the same time enriching the people with cannabis vitamins that is as good, if not better, for you than vitamin C or A.

I want to head out to my local dispensary and buy a few pounds, dash that shit into my meals and smoke it after supper. I’ll smoke some before bed too, this way I can get my proper nutrients before I rest. This will ensure a sound sleep and vibrant morning.

I’m long cannabis vitamins in size, via TLRY and CRON. I just bought CRON and feel the momentum in this sector is only first beginning. Our degenerate cousins to the north of us are spearheading this medicinal craze and I expect it to gain stream — just like that Canada Goose craze — which has nice minded people wearing dog fur around their necks.

This is all a bit too much for you to handle in the morning. Just know that Le Fly is smoking pot now and does so because it’s nutritious and totally legal. I smoke pot in front of the police station and there’s nothing those pigs can do about it.

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4 comments

  1. acehood

    They’ll have to find a new reason to throw black men in jail now. Sad!

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    • Dr. Fly

      They still have heroin.

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      • probucks

        I can’t say that heroine is known to be a choice drug for the blacks. But who knows! I’m sure the cops won’t have any trouble pulling them over, poppin them in the head with a fresh .45 ACP round and stuffing heroine needles in their arms to make the manslaughter “justified”

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    • cancel19

      Let them have FLAKKA while Dr. FLy prescribes Maryjane!

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