iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WE CANNOT BE STOPPED AGAIN

On Friday I was an immense pussy, selling stocks, creating hedges, scared of my own shadow. Today I awoken a real man again, hairy chested alpha-male, super predator, in search of weak, low energy, fagLORDS who try to scare people out of the market. Plus, I also want to maim and seriously injure anyone who receives FREE LUNCHES in San Fran or person’s using straws.

Le Fly is supportive of all types of anarchy, no matter how unreasonable it might seem.

For example, I support the banning of free speech on Youtube. I also, incidentally, support the banning of entire networks too. I’d like to see channels kicked off the air without notice, people censored and tossed into prisons for petty crimes, and short sellers castrated for trying to fuck with prosperity (double entendre alert).

In spite of all of these entertaining side addendums, stocks will still trade higher. You can bank on that. Matter of fact, if they don’t, I’ll wrap myself in my favorite burlap blanket and toss myself into a lit fireplace.

YOU CANNOT STOP THE MADNESS. IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. TRY TO GET IN MY WAY AND WILL WILL RIP YOUR LEGS OFF YOUR BODY AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THEM.

Everyone good?

If you need help — hit me up. I’m available to anyone who needs it, 24/7.

Come inside the confines of Exodus and be a real man with chest hairs.

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4 comments

  1. acehood

    Free trials still?

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