NOTHING CAN STOP THE DECADENCE

You’re extreme fools if you thought Le Fly was going to sit out this foray into hedonism. Immediately upon seeing this tape, I seized upon SONO like a rabid animal in heat and fornicated with it for an intra-day 17% win. I did not sell it because I intend to use it again during tomorrow’s session. I am so confident in this trade, why, I am willing to cease blogging for the entirety of my life if it doesn’t trade sharply higher.

I enjoyed a harmonious session, with SAAS related stocks jimmy-rigging higher by 4%, in addition to my newly minted MEGA-capped Quant fund. My only set backs were IQ and HUBS. But, believe me, it’s good for my soul to endure a sense of loss-hood, as it keeps me grounded and in touch with the working class shlubs who toil day to day for scraps of beef to eat in their sparsely decorated parlours.

“The Fly” is a man of the people, born inside the sewers of Brooklyn, rising from its shit-filled ashes to become the renaissance man he is today — a distinguishable force of good and culture for the people in finance. I’ve dedicated my life to this trade and have done so with the utmost degree of satisfaction and responsibility. Gone are the days of needing retarded stock’d brokers or “financial advisors” to waste away your savings and fribble away at your gains with their onerous fees. Say “no” to their oversight and tell them you’re under the auxiliary auspices of Le Fly and have joined Exodus after FREE TRIALING and have never been happier, or pleased, with the profound think tank commentary taking place in the Pelican Room.

Some would argue “The Fly” is the single best trader to have ever lived, in the entire multiverse. I’d simply say I am doing my job to the best of my genetically superior abilities.

(Tips hat)