It has become quite apparent to me that many Americans aren’t well suited for emotionally charged environments, always opting for impulsive acts of depravity, violence, and tone deaf adherence to a set of standards that only serve the interests of political pigs. I can only speak for Americans — because it’s where I live. I know the people and their strengths, weaknesses; and knowing this has enabled me to crush them on a daily basis for the better part of my entire life.
While markets edge higher and stocks provide investors with once in a life time opportunities, many of you are sidelined — still waiting for a crash, convinced that all of the chickens will be coming home to roost. Trump is on his way to prison, as well as his entire cabinet. His family will be forced to break rocks in hard labor camps, and Putin will soon be assassinated by American patriots at the CIA, leading to a sequence of events that will enable us to take Crimea, re-institute unfair trade practices that give Mexico, China, and Europe an advantage of us — and bomb N. Korea until everyone there is dead.
After all of this shit happens, your market will finally collapse, due to the panic, but also due to the normalization of much higher corporate tax rates and regulations that will go back into effect once Trump is arrested. Sure, stocks will trade lower — but fuck Wall Street. We don’t need them, just their money to finance social projects and charitable causes.
Some of you are unappreciative of my glib sarcasm, but don’t worry, rest assured, I don’t give a fuck. Let me rephrase that so we’re clear: I care a great deal about you, the unwashed pleb reader, and I also care about the state of the retail investor, maybe even an advisor or two. Those guys are my char-wallahs. What I don’t care about are the outcomes of this sordid game being played in our political landscape. I am completely disconnected from it. I don’t even read the news anymore — because it’s meaningless and does not put coin in my pocket.
All that is important now is the bottom line and how can I navigate the current trend to improve my life and the lives of the people who depend upon me.
I promise you, if you simply lived by this mantra, you’ll not only be a happier person, but richer too.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter