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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE STOCK GODS ARE TRASH, NOTHING, AND I CAN PROVE IT

I just bought back EVBG. I sold that shit for profit weeks ago above $52. I bought it, in spite of the fact there’s weakness in the SAAS space because I wanted to prove something. You can bear witness to this, as I commit grave acts of blasphemy. The stock Gods are complete and utter trash. They are powerless relics who rely upon fear to garner respect. “The Fly” neither respects nor fears them. Instead, I piss on them and spit in their general direction, like a camel after a good long drink from a dirty pool of water.

I sold out of DOMO — cutting loose the last of my dogs. I made some bad bets, but I will make up for all of those mishaps, AND MORE, via a slew of recent buys.

Fuck the stock Gods and everything they stand for. I am my own man, built on my own merits, and no one can stop me. Call the police if you have to — I don’t give a fuck.

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