iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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TRYING TO LOSE MONEY NOW — MY NEXT PICK IS SUICIDAL

I’ve quenched my thirst of wanting more money. Now that I am the Joe DiMaggio of this stock game, 20 out of my last 21, I’m throwing darts in the wind — promising to hit bullseyes without trying.

Here’s what I know, from analyzing price flow.

Chinese stocks are retarded.

Remember my HUYA and IQ? See them now.

On top of that is AGMH — higher by 63% for the day on no news.

I stepped in and bought a new issue, brought public by a piece of shit investment bank, CLPS. Stock is already +11% for the day and I got printed at

I’m in at $5.60. I dare you to bet against me. There is nothing in the world that can stop me. I am literally trying to lose money here, but can’t.

Fuck the stock Gods — they’re not real. I forge my own fate, even if it’s a wanton childish and immature one. At least I’m cognizant of that fact and walk in the wind without a fucking care in the world.

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  1. og

    Americans buying Twitter like they just discovered football.

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  2. fryguy15

    I think I’m with you… need a bad day to set me straight. Been on a run of green days for a long time.

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