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BEWARE OF THE MORON MEDIA HEADING INTO MAY

Each and every year, the seasonal trends repeat themselves. About this time of year, the faggotry media run articles like this — DON’T MISS OUT ON THE GREAT COMMODITY RALLY TO COME…

Truth is, the person who wrote that article is probably a fat faced alpha male who is a shitty investor. If he bothered to take a look at the facts, he’d see this trend is persistent and incredibly predictable.

Notice how people made money in commodities before May and then blew the fuck up afterwards? That’s right — if you find yourselves heeding the advice of CNBC — you’re liable to get beat the fuck out in about two weeks flat.

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10 comments

  1. juice

    Speaking of the moron media — “Out of 26 Major Editorials on Trump’s Syria Strikes, Zero Opposed”

    https://www.google.com/url?hl=en&q=https://fair.org/home/out-of-20-major-editorials-on-trumps-syria-strikes-zero-opposed/&source=gmail&ust=1524254567909000&usg=AFQjCNHShg66Z0HybXwrkXqygGrF2OfLlQ

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    • sarcrilege

      …because they are all filthy marxist propaganda (((rags))), especially Jew York Failing Times which has not opposed a single US war—from the Persian Gulf to Bosnia, to Kosovo to Iraq to Libya to the forever war on ISIS—in the past 30 years.

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      • jonnybegood2

        wow Carlos Slim is a Jew. Knew it. Ace commentary as always sac.

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      • juice

        Sac, in this day and age of equal opportunity everything, share the blame — you are too focused solely on the Yid ..

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        • ferd

          MIC, money, nat gas, keeping the Rooskies, out are all in the mix and are all discussed in the media. But it is the one that we cannot mention, the one that is immune from criticism and debate, which accounts for the near unanimity on these issues in both our media and in the lame utterances of our traitorous politicians.

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    • numbersgame

      It’s funny how the Republicans solution to goverenemtn waste or overreach is alwasy “starve the beast”, except when it comes to the department that loses/wastes the most money: the DoD.

      Aso, for every 1 “support the troops” enlisted sodlier, there is probably 1 Officer, 1 Contractor, and 1 Civilian DoD employee, all of whoom get paid about twice as much.

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  2. it is showtime

    Beware of regimes taking control of financial markets (like after a collapse, maybe like several years ago, where it would be viewed as beneficial to society) (and where levels went to systemic bubble overbloated conditions)
    (as i started saying
    6+ years ago)

    This Is How Easy It Is To Manipulate The Entire Stock Market
    “By 9:30, the early indication was around 17.50, up over 2 points from the 9:00 a.m. level, despite S&P futures remaining unchanged.”
    Apr 19, 2018 3:24 PM

    It’s endgame fuckers, stupid fucking lemmings.
    More accurately, it’s the final countdown.
    Endgame already concluded.

    Your fucking reckoning will be a nightmare you wish would just let you recuperate In Hell

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  3. metalleg

    True story: A number of years ago, probably around 2001-2002, my father watched a segment on CNBS during which Jim Awad was interviewed. In the segment, he recommended that viewers buy shares in Sunbeam. The stock was trading in the low $20s then. A number of months later, the stock had tanked into the low single digits and Jim Awad was again invited onto CNBS. Of course he wouldn’t have mentioned his horrible Sunbeam call but my father called in and told him that he was in his 80s and he put his entire retirement savings into Sunbeam based on Jim’s previous recommendation. With the stock having tanked, he asked what he should do.

    Man, I miss him.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    lol

    Al ‘Chainsaw’ Dunlap. I remember the Sunbeam scandal well.

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