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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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SHIVER ME TIMBERS — ME SHITCOINS HAVE EXPLODED AGAIN

During the day time I am a very nice manager of money/profound, award winning, blogger and author. I am both charitable and intelligent. But at night time, whilst the rest of the world are fast asleep, I am a demon SHITCOIN trader — furiously exploring the Binance platform in search of fortune.

Some of my toils have come home to roost recently, with an explosion in price in three of my SHITCOINS.

INS

ELF

STORJ

Early going, Dow futures are +80, commodities are firm, but SHITCOINS are energetic.

Encana upgraded to Buy from Hold at Societe Generale
Campbell Soup sees FY18 $3.10-3.17 vs $2.98 Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees -1% to +1%
Kraft Heinz misses by $0.05, reports revs in-line
Coca-Cola beats by $0.01, beats on revs; guides FY18 EPS above consensus
MuleSoft upgraded to Overweight from Neutral at JP Morgan
J.M. Smucker beats by $0.34, reports revs in-line; guides FY18 EPS above consensus
Deere beats by $0.11, misses on revs; guides Q2 revs above consensus; raises FY18 revs above consensus

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One comment

  1. sarcrilege

    …and also compassionate and courtly to keep Fyrstikken good company.
    https://youtu.be/3gfntBEI3Aw

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