It was one thing to have missed the great tulipesque run higher from zero to $20,000; but it’s an entirely different thing to ignore it now — even after a 60% decline.
Might I suggest employing a Martingale Stratagem, whereby you simply commit to deploying vast sums of time and energy, as well as money, into the methodical purchase of SHITCOINS on a continuous basis until reaching profits of an absurd nature?
For example, I am allocating roughly 10% of iBC’s annual net profits into SHITCOINS. I prefer ETH, INS, STORJ, ELF, and SC — but have no issues with expanding that list to other names.
Point being, do not compound your initial errors by making new ones — sitting on your laurels like fools without bitcoins. Do you want to die and be known as the only person who didn’t own any bitcoins in his estate? What will your children think of you during probate upon learning of your priggish stupidity for not passing down bitcoins to them and their children? Why, they might cremate your remains and throw away your ashes for such a thing.
We do not know if bitcoin has bottomed yet. We only know it has been capped off at the knees and subjugated an entire generation of avocado eating lemmings to fall, forthwith, off a mountainside. These bearded beta males shed all of their SHITCOINS as they descended into the hard rocks and now they’re yours to pick up off the floor — practically for free.
Are you man enough to take them?
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The price of shitcoins is still damn too high.
You cheap bastard
where are the emojis on this site? you are behind the times, therefore “crying with laughter”
I’d rather play chicken than be one.
MGTI is at a FUD discount.
in a global bear market where rising interest rates do to declining credit quality drive risk appetite down, cryptos probably get hammered. dont yet know if that is what were seeing though
Are you questioning our Dear Leader? When he says “buy shitcoins”, the only appropriate response is, “how many sir?”
sure , rofl
“are you man enough to buy shitcoins” is comically trash
but if anyone read you “for real” could be in the horror/ drama category
Don’t buy them cheap. Wait until they are expensive and the FOMO has gnawed its way deep into your heart and your friends are laughing at you from their Lambo.
I read somewhere that Fuckcoin is undervalued. Is that true?
I don’t know. How many fucks do you give?
It might be good to buy some binance coin. That is one of the most popular exchanges. The high was $28 or something.
Yes
No, the volatility in markets will bring in trader money away from Crypto.
Crypto is dead money or dying money with 5-10% daily opportunities in stocks.
shitcoin are the shit. gone are days of silicon valleys losing shitloads of money have sky high p/e. shitcoin has potential beyond everything in the computer world as we now know it. Monetize decentralized no more internot trillionaires.