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Government Shutdowns Are Good for Stocks; Open Government is Good for Stocks

Any questions?

Today we celebrate the death of the bitcoin, while soaring to new record highs on the Dow. I am out on the road right now in a locale that is without internet access, so I had today’s closing blog telegraphed into Princeton,NJ, which was then received by one of my char-wallahs, who then quickly jotted down all of my notes for your viewing pleasure.

Listen to me absolute faggots: there is nothing you can do to stop stocks from screaming higher.

Stop.

Stocks will continue to hit new records each and every day, in spite of the Orange Ape in the White’d House or anything else for that matter.

Stop.

Stocks love when the government shuts down.

Stop.

Stocks love when the government doesn’t shut down.

Stop.

Kodak is cool, all of a sudden.

Stop.

“The Fly” is positioned for extreme winship, regardless of your opinions and feelings.

Stop.

Oil is going to trade the fuck higher; meanwhile inflation is non-existent. Everything is perfect. Life is a dream.

Stop.

The Exodus overbought signal was right again; eat a dick.

Stop.

You fucking assholes are starting to piss me off.

Stop.

Cocksuckers, quit trying to stop the destiny of the market and that of iBankCoin. We’re building a dynasty of winship, multiplied by anti-faggotry on an industrial scale.

Full stop.

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5 comments

  1. chuck bennett

    A true showman.

    I enjoy the pageantry.

    Anti-faggotry and anti-fascism, long life liberty and the pursuit of slores

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  2. rigged game

    At least Kelly Evans, who opened Fast Money at 6AM looking like a Times Square
    $40 whore walking into a McDonaldl for a cup of coffee after earning a fast $120,
    has gotten rid of the bright red lipstick and oiled-down hair.

    We now again see her rather attractive natural look, thank heaven!

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  3. it is showtime

    When I heard my usual 2pm dow update +67.
    I knew they were going for tripledigit.
    Sensed it. manufactured-bullshit close

    These posts & msgs are mainly to the index programmers
    Programming the equity bubble, engineered collapse
    Shiller pe at 34.18. You don’t think they know that?
    You don’t think that reflects a fully formed boombust setup

    Knew you were merely “concocting” a tripledigit today, assholes
    You’re not fooling me. You’re not folding me. You didn’t, Fold, me
    In fact. Reset & added to BIS, short biotech. Because you were using
    biotech today. To the readers, they used biotech today, for the scripted forced surge

    (how do i know, i noticed numerous times, about 3-4 years ago, anomalyous biotech moves were patterned over and over on days where something anomalyous was needed to prop, or false-surge indexes, blah blah snicker, it’s just obvious)

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    • sarcrilege

      the robots are in charge. get used to it. now humans have to rise against the machines. how do we do it?

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  4. cancel19

    Dadgummit I bot all dem FEB $UVXY calls!

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