Bear in mind, the iBankCoin 2nd Annual Investors conference is right around the corner, with a decadently arranged VIP party to follow that evening, on October the 24th, 2015. When there, I will be anonymous, amongst you, mingling like an ordinary reader. Perhaps we will discuss the end of the world as we know it, plunging equity markets and the proliferation of thermal-nuclear devices to be used for offensive purposes only.
Jeff Kohler aka The Option Addict, alongside Jeff Macke and Josh Brown, will be hosting the event, educating the masses on how to comport themselves when investing in bear markets. There will be a gratuitous amounts of food and beverage served, at the Yale Club in NYC. During the VIP after-party, I look forward to seeing many of you get inebriated and act ridiculous. This is most likely the very last iBC Conference ever, for I do not have the will-power or the time to wade through this again.
Since the majority of our readers are in the Tri-state area, I expect a strong turn-out. If not, I will track you down and murder you, as soon as you wake up the following day.
If you want details or have questions regarding the event, email me at [email protected].
Stocks went down today, following a 1,000 point melt up. This isn’t a bad signal. However, I do not expect the market to climb another thousand any time soon. I fully expect a resumption of boredom to grasp the markets by its head next week, offering entry points for both bears and bulls for the final show-down of 2015, which will take place in the month of September.
I like gold and restaurants heading into the fall (did I really just say that?). I’ll see you fuckers tomorrow.
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What happened to Ms. TD Ameritrade? What happened?
I have to cancel my charter now.
Scheduling conflict.
Washing hair then. Too bad.
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There was a time when I actually had a sneaky suspicion that Josh Brown’s alter ego was …
… wait for it …
The Fly !!!
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Alf, just vote for Trump and you will never feel let down again
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With all due respect …
YOU … are a clueless fool !!!
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“I’ll do it” “I’ll make everything great” “I can do. Everything” “I have all the answers”
Stop falling for promises people. We need realism. (Does that sound like realism?) (Didn’t we just fall for a guy who made promises?)
……..WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS……..
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break…
If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break…
When the levee breaks I’ll have no place to stay !
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan…
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan…
It’s got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home !
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well !!!
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Admittedly …a bit of “Katrina-esque” double entendre !
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HuggieBear finished the week with a .2% gain….all of that bobbing and weaving for nuttin.
Embrace your inner bear. eat sleep and fight when someone interrupts sleeping or eating
A skinny vampire and a bald fat looking man walk into a bar and strike up a conversation. The bars name “Stock Market”.
Seems risky for The Fly to show at this event. His audacious display of thumb while holding wine, pipe etc is the key to the puzzle. Study the arc and ye shall find the The Fly. For this statement I will have my mustache punched off like Samsonite Hamburglar.
Will you have my $27.70?
This market is about to kick us right in the ass. Not the time to be playing the long side for to long. This is a “Jack be nibbled, Jack be quick” market