A Suckers Market

See how that rally fizzled out, just when you were tempted to buy in? They do this on purpose. They try to ruin you on purpose, not for monetary gain, but for sport.

I haven’t even opened my trading turret today. I just ate a turkey sandwich with a side order to two fucking barrels of coffee. I am sure most of you had carnivale food for lunch, entailing generous portions of hot dogs, kettle corn, corn dogs, deep deep fried shrimps, funnel cake and of course frenched fries lathered in cheese, gravy, bacon bits and meat.

You’re a disgusting man.

Be mindful of the fact that the margin clerk will be making her rounds after 3 o’clock this afternoon. The selling will likely exasperate, lending an element of terror to an already fretful tape. This market bottoms when Wall Street is flooded with the tears of the self-directed investor.

This is exactly the sort of market that Exodus was built for. We’ve already did the free trials. I invite you to join our ranks now, before it’s too late. As an aside, if you’re interested in the OVERSOLD/OVERBOUGHT levels of your favorite stock, or all of my buys/sells over the past month, email [email protected] and he’ll shoot it out to you, FREE from charge.

Our generosity is without boundaries and it will continue to amaze you, without ever ceasing–not even for a solitary moment.