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I’m On My Way to Hell

I knew it was too good to be true. I was just over here, chatting up my Ukranian painter, discussing the ‘evil fucking Russian bastards’, having a grande old time with the markets pressing new highs. A few hours pass by and we’re heading to hell again. ‘Tis is the life of a person who speculates for a living.

A smooth 40 point downtick has me in fits. Quick, someone call the Fed and ask them to initiate QE to help me with my capital gains.

Truth is, and you know it, we’re over due a smacking about the face and gums. We’ve had it too good for too long. On the other hand, many of you smug catamites are buying FAZ now, hoping for the worst. We might just melt up into the bell, just for shits and giggles.

Nevertheless, I’ve prepared myself for a trip to hell, fully expecting to bleed out a little for the sake of nourishing the tree of speculation.

I added to YELP, even though I really want to buy GRUB, aka the uber of food delivery.

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7 comments

  1. zuul

    There is a man on CNBC right now. Slicked back, dyed brown hair. Trimmed, grey beard. Looks like a complete joke.

    I was hoping an anvil would drop onto his head but it never happened.

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  2. pyromonoxide

    Hopefully this is a good buying opportunity day. Grabbed some of the aforementioned russian plays YNDX, and QIWI, the charts look good but my self examination had a strong aversion to it – which means its probably a brilliant Constanza style play.

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  3. it is showtime

    ob jec tiv ly

    no volume vix down
    Hey no record highs I’ll take it

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  4. juicy lickhermore

    HZNP new high WTW losing weight

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  5. sierra water

    Holding QID, Monday will be an important day to see if we get another reversal to the upside. QQQ needs to to hold 30’100sma or else we are going to 30’200sma.

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  6. esquared

    CVEO ripping this afternoon

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  7. og

    At least SLCA is beasting?

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