This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Throw away your stupid Patek and go wait on line, from now until January, 2015, to buy the new iWatch.
BEHOLD.
Everything you once new about time has changed. As you can see, Apple has made it distinctively clear that time, for lack of better words, is a flat circle (carcosa).
This piece of art will retail out to the consuming public for $349. With the revenues generated from the sale of the new smart watch, Apple intends to hoard it for a very rainy day, agitating hedge fund managers to no end.
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The Apple iWatch marks the top of a tremendous 5-year bull market. Nice job Tim Cook.
The top comes when that fucked face man Jack Ma drops his piece of shit company, Alibaba, on us.
Will you be wearing this on the same wrist as your Breitling sir Fly?
No, didn’t Apple signal a few of the other tops? It’s pretty fitting, especially with a stupid watch, lol. Gimme some cool contacts or something, jeez.
Does it come with a magnifying glass for those of us above 50 years old?
“Throw away your stupid Patek” LOL.. Some of those are pretty fuggin ugly.
How do you know I wear a breitling !?
Everyone wears a Breitling if it’s not a Rolex, duh.
I would be happy with a Vacheron http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-03/vacheron-constantin-adds-a-trio-of-complications-to-the-collection-excellence-platine.html
Not 100% sure, but those *might* be cannabis-rays beaming from Dick’s iWatch..
+1
The iWatch will be one of their biggest flops. nobody wears watches anymore. Who wants to have $350 ridiculous looking thing on your arm that is going to scratch car doors, get caught on clothing, and fall off in the toilet
I wear a watch every day you vagrant.
I’ve never understood those that wear overpriced watches – seems like a way to project that you have money when you don’t. The richest people I know don’t flaunt it. They’d rather spend 15k helping people than being pretentious. I respect that.
The poor don’t wear watches. My style is Baum&Mercier.
I want everyone to know THIS IS MY GLORIOUS DAY TODAY. I’m so, so, so, so, really, really, really, really excited today!!!!! I’ve saved enough money using my section 8 housing voucher and food stamps and it’s ALL GOING INTO MY NEW I-GADGETS!!!!! BACK UP THE TRUCK BABY, I’M LOADING IT UP!!!!
People will buy the hell out of this thing. Kinda surprised they announced a product that’s not coming out for 4 months.
Who? Looks like a Swatch phone. Geeky and useless.
that’s very bullish for SCOK. long 7.30
Ok, I’m intrigued.
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