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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Sometimes, the Less You Know, the More You Make

I don’t find it to be coincidental to see Chinese burritos stocks outperforming all others. After all, bitcoins are fetching for more than $1,000 now, luring in degenerate anarchists by the busload.

Last year was orderly, with large capped stocks leading the way. The buy and hold strategy held true and old men made a bundle of coin in their stupid toilet paper stocks. I believe 2014 is going to imbue a different quality in the investing public, something far more debauched than 2013. If last week was a preview of things to come, expect to see speculation run rampant in small cap, low brow, stocks, whilst the mainstream of Wall Street lags behind and gets flogged with wet towels upon correction.

For people who pride themselves on stock picking prowess, this is a welcomed development. I don’t like it when my dentist makes bundles of coin in his stupid 401k plan, managed by mutual fund hacks. I’d much rather see him destroyed, unable to deal with the market, cashed out and looking for real estate. This doesn’t make me an evil man, of course, only one that is interested in seeing the complete destruction of my dentist’s retirement account.

So as you bear witness to bitcoin breaking $1,000 again and Max Keiser displaying his virtual erection on Twitter all day long, just know, this is exactly what the latter part of civil society looks like: the basest of society running amok, naked, celebrating their victories over law and order. The barbarians are at the gate and they all look like Max Keiser.

The great top will come when no one expects it and billions will be thrown into the fires of despair. However, until that happens, there is speculation to be had, of the fantastic sort, pikers running about the yahoo message boards getting rich as men of industry suffer the pangs of setback.

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12 comments

  1. boston george

    drooling just thinking about all dat money

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  2. juice

    time travel into the future anyone?

    warning – in this instance, it ain’t pretty

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  3. danny1980

    Weirdly this post reminds me of Billy Madison when the old lady says ” If peeing your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis”…lol

    So if not knowing shit about stocks is good consider me Warren Buffet”

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  4. budh

    Dentists are great real estate investors Some say it’s because they know if their hands become arthritic or injured they are done as dentists. So they try to build a nut early.

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  5. gatorsun

    NNN one to look at down here

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  6. weegoody

    fuck

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  7. ironbird

    Fizzle fucktard action in the futures. Where is the ripping ’13 redux? This is the first “real” trading night of the year? Feels like a trapdoor set up.

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  8. gatorsun

    VTR im playing it

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  9. TheHarper

    Man, I really agree with this one, Fly. the barbarians are truly at the gates.

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  10. jtjudah

    next xmas the dentists of the world will be singing a different tune as they pass the yams around the table. i will be there with my max keiser face on

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