“I’m sorry but something is really ripping apart my brains here.” (ZOMBIE, CHOMP!)
POOF!
That was me doing fucking magic, making lots of money disappear, vanishing into thin air like accountability when blogging.
As you can see by the swagger in my penmanship, I am getting cartoon raped in QCOR, ALJ, TZA and VXX today, while making a SINGULAR penny in CPST and nothing at all in TIF. All of this, despite my big, bountiful, and handsome, cash “hoard” has me sitting in the great big, tall grass, off by 1.25% for the day.
As I sit here, getting Breitbart’d by the market elements, I am taunted by a wide array of stocks bottle rocketing higher. For the love of gay giraffes driving ice cream trucks, even FSLR is up.
Sure, you fuckers are sitting there LAUGHING at my plight. Let me tell you something, as a matter of fact: if any of you cow suckers were near me, no matter how disabled you may be, I’d punch all of your teeth out like chicklets on a roller coaster. You fucking pussies don’t have the weapons to approach Le Fly. I have moats and trap doors, orital space cannons (OSC) and internet deathrays pointed at your cabezas.
I can sit here and discuss my accomplishments and how much bigger my dick is than yours, but I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING DO THAT RIGHT NOW! Frankly, and justifiably so, I am a great danger to myself at the moment. My blood is not only boiling, but curdling (if even possible). My brains are wacky, making me see mirages, like every stock I own down and all of the shit on my “IMMEDIATE BUY LIST” up. It simply cannot be the case. My eyes must deceive me.
Phantasm!
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Wow, i better stay away… RUN….
Should have held on to your WNR! (pun intended)
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You’re one small step away from calling out @Shaq on Twitter. Come on now, you know you want to.
VXX tits also ripped a new one on me. Been making gains and giving them up twice since FEB.
It is magic.
Same boat… + it’s really windy outside!
Obviously, you’re just depressed. Nothing a little outdoor landscaping can’t fix…
I think you need to install an “arrival court” with custom hedges and a reflecting pool, Lampert-style.
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Try Fishing, Fly… It’s fun…
Why is the EURO down and ES up?
Maybe time to call it a “week”.
Thanks for the RuPaul Giraffe visual (no homo)
Intermarket correlations work until they stop working. That’s why people over 47-1/2 should not be banned here but should be welcomed. If any of you youngsters were to ever look at a long-term chart, you would see that the current correlations among stocks, bonds, gold, Euro etc. have sometimes worked and sometimes not.
better check your guages and flux capacitor.. obviously your time machine has spit you out in the fucking Bizarro world…
Everyone on this thread is now on the “to die list.”
I suck today too. After buying GMCR yesterday afternoon.
omggggggg dude that blows!
I was holding GMCR during the Einhorn debacle. fucking bastards
TAS all the thrills of MCP without the high cost!
“…vanish into thin air like accountability when blogging.”
Heh-heh.
{sigh}
Just shut it down and call it day dude.
You got a mass o cash and can come out fighting on Monday.
Goldilocks is back! (no Kudlow)
I agree with Jake, Fly. You must be depressed. Maybe you need to go get some exercise or whatever you do to release stress.
Sounds like a bad day, and those days do feel awful for all of us. But I expect you have impressive gains YTD still. And a cash hoard is great potential for the future of this probably increasingly bullish econmic recovery just in time for the election type of year.
Strange how my last post showed up earlier here than 4 posts that were posted before it.
If the world doesn’t explode, I was rather impressed by Wyndum’s CEO earlier in the cycle:
$WYN. No. Not $WYNN.
Just $WYN.
WARNING – trade this $LOSS may become a new Nasdaq IPO.
“Wyndham”
Back to the B-List for the Blind Man.
FLY what do you think of DDD? It’s been working for me.
Also, MCP is up 12% today. Perosnally I sold a few months ago because it was filthy garbage, but it could go back up this year
I shook ewan mcgregors hand outside the crosby hotel last night & I should not have drank so much in chinatown
Ewan McGregor’s the balls. Did you drunkenly stumble up and say:
“Obi Wan! WTF is UP??!”
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hahaha I tried to keep my mouth shut so I wouldnt make myself look retarded
I’ll pull out my “Entourage” story out in an upcoming blog. Yep. The real guys.
(uh…, no homo).
But on Tuesday you said to buy miners, so I dutifully bought EXK and NGD. Your algos work great and I appreciate the tip.
Fly I am a big advocate for you but someone with dickhead hedge fund friends is now shorting the bejesus off your picks. QCOR is like an Apple trading at half its growth rate mainly because it doesn’t cuddle up to the Wall St. filth. Either by issuing debt or stock or getting the all might Goldman Sux to “advise” them of strategic aquisitions. Added more QCOR this AM below 35.
nah, there’s news today
You have to stop fucking out and start fucking in.
buy cree
dont listen to the haters
I give you props for saying the truth FLY for sure no doubt. Have you ever looked into technical analysis?
Orital Space Cannon?
Is that like a dental gun?
lol (do’t bank BRA).
FAS just bought me a new car. I will have FAS spray painted on it. Thank you iBankcoin. And I’m on spring break! Do you guys remember spring break? Tell me a good spring break story!
The original “Night Town” in Destin, Florida, back before MTV found that beach and ruined it (they were still pimping Daytona and Ft Lauderdale at the time)…
25 cents kamikazes… five floors, eleven bars, wall to wall SEC babes…
Fill in your own story, I will neither confirm nor deny.
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