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The Aristocracy Will Not Be Denied

You burlap’d bearshitters are getting murdered today, all praise to the Turkey Gods for their gifts of coin and splendour [sic]. “The Fly” is in the final stages of his pre-Turkey Day festivities, where rituals are performed and sacrifices are made. Do not ask questions, if you are not ready for the answers.

“The Fly” is roaming about his office, dressed in traditional “holy garb” (Pilgrim attire),preparing for tomorrow’s celebrations. Red grape will flow freely and gravy will be consumed. I’ve expended tremendous amounts of energy and time to set this mood at the right tempo. Plutonium Petey is so far beyond your comprehension, you ought to not address him any longer. Just read the scribes and pay homage via daily sacrifices in his honor.

I stepped up and bought some CCJ today, due to intense strength in uranium stocks. Out the gates, my positions are higher by about 1%; but I’m looking for more.

By the time it’s all said and done, I expect to double and triple my money, over and over again. What you see here is merely a taste of what “The Fly” is capable of. His powers grow daily and his sword is as strong as his cock.

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46 comments

  1. boulevard

    F(our)TK!

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  2. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  3. go2mars

    If you like uranium, you might also like HAT (Hathor).

    Great post!

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    • A Monkey with a Nice Radioactive Glow
      A Monkey with a Nice Radioactive Glow

      Bought URRE on Monday morning. Sold 1/2 my position this morning. May dump the other 1/2 in the next 30 minutes. What is driving uranium this week? I got a uranium bug up my ass the past weekend cause I thought it would be a great long play, like months long. HAT looks great. CCJ is the best of the group in my monkey opinion.

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  4. ruggyup

    The final simile, an ambitious exaggeration, should make us all pray the little blue pill does not become an endangered species. A trader’s limp excuses are not acceptable.

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  5. TheArtist

    short squeeze in FTK

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  6. TheV.King

    #4 V.King Rock and Roll song? Today’s prize….1 minute phone call on blocked # from the Fly
    good luck

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  7. scott

    FTK up 150% this month. Did you know that this was a $55 stock in 2007?

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  8. pleb

    FTK buyout 13.50 coming

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  9. The Fly

    FOR THE KILL, motherfuckers.

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  10. Bo Beach

    Fucking Brilliant

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  11. txchick57

    sold my FTK bought in Summer ’09. Wow. Thank you! I’ve been meaning to join PPT, guess I can afford it now 😉

    Best wishes for your holiday. You rock.

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  12. TheV.King

    1 hour to go…

    Win a 1 minute phone call from the Fly himself if you guess the # 4 V.King Greatest Rock and Roll Song of all-time.

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  13. Skynet

    I feel so proud for being here.

    Let’s squeeze the fuck out the shorts before the day’s up. Make them bleed, no prisoners taken.

    Letting it fall to around 4, then we begin our afternoon ascent Concorde style.

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  14. Jimbo

    Fcuck! Should not have cratered and sold AMZN yrsterday.

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  15. tm

    Fly, you have any FTK left? You’re all out, right? Setting up for a parabolic exhaustion short, IMO.

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  16. Frank White

    The Clash, London Calling

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    • Frank White

      I gotta sell some FTk here, 20% in 24 hours is enough for now. Off to buy a 80 lb turkey.

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  17. Cloris Leechman

    Somebody lit a fire under $URZ about a month ago – wowza – made some good cheese on that one back in ’07

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