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44 comments

  1. Zombie!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    how many times do i have to tell you the fuckin market will grind its way back to 900 dont you watch the vix with the market and see your opertuines to buy and sell they are acculimting the market jackass BUY THE DIPS FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS

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  3. The Fly

    STFU.

    The market is at or near new lows. You’ve been wrong forever.

    Step off.

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  4. TheArtist

    dude with common sense, do you misspell words to fuck with us?

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  5. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    yea thats y im up over 30% for the year and you are up less then then 10 you dumb fuck

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  6. SS Edmund Fitzgerald
    SS Edmund Fitzgerald

    Save Our Ship!!!

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  7. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    spelling is not my best subject cut me some slack

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  8. Trader X

    dude–
    The Fly ISN’T God.

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  9. CAP

    Its obvious that dude with common sense is one of FLYs illegals. Observe words like ‘acculimting’ and ‘opertuines’. Sounds very South of the Borderish.

    Joo know mang, I been acculimting lotta stocks pero they’re too many opertuines.

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  10. The Fly

    He is a little illiterate loser.

    Come back when you learn English.

    Amazing that you are UP, bullish, while the market is down 10% ytd.

    Quit lying you little faggot.

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  11. dude with common sense
    dude with common sense

    dude i go up and down fas and faz you fucking joke

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  12. JakeGint

    I say we get Cronkite in here, he’d know what to do.

    First Rule of Cronkite: Ban the term “dude.”

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  13. JakeGint

    Aside: I could sit here and watch that human cannonball thing all freaking day.

    Laugh out loud.

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  14. Walter Cronkite

    CBS and Dan Rather are traitors.

    Yes, I do know what to do.

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  15. The Zombie

    The Fly IS God.

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  16. Rubber

    check out the next American booming industry…

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/28281668

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  17. The Fly

    This is some hilarious trading.

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  18. Goin'Fawr

    In Hungary, you don’t want to be ‘going up and down’ the Fasz…

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  19. JakeGint

    Rubber — You think Trish Reagan — that smiley little impish leprechaunette — like to roll her own every now an’ agin’?

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  20. JakeGint

    ANyone notice the molto buyissimos in FAS in this last hour?

    Multo buyissimos!

    (That’s Eyetalian. No, really)

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  21. haywoodjablome

    FLY this might be better than the clown cannon:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0

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  22. The clowns! Bring on the clowns!

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  23. JakeGint

    Where’s my tranny guy?

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  24. ottnott

    GF:
    I had a college teammate with Hungarian parents. He was an English-only speaker himself, but a relative taught him a nasty phrase in Hungarian. I learned it phonetically, so my spelling may off, but it was used to tell someone where to put the lo fasz.

    Update informed by the google:
    lo’fasz a seggedbe!

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  25. The Zombie

    Hilarious trading indeed.
    It’s easy to wanna kick oneself for making certain trades, but even the best of ’em are getting whipsawed.
    This is sickening.
    The next trade I make will be at 3:59:50

    The Fly is God.

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  26. JakeGint

    Anon —

    Don’t worry, they’re heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere…..

    (/Judy Collins)

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  27. Goin'Fawr

    One more Hungarian saying,
    Béka segge alatt: It means “Under a Frog’s Ass” Kind of like the market today

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  28. thesnowjob

    buy GLD dips. short SPG bounce

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  29. Danny

    Jake – I watched Trish in that weed special, and she was like, to the grower, “so what you do, if I understand, is clip these buds, and then smoke them?”

    I don’t buy it. Even an amish milk-churner knows conceptually what smoking weed is.

    Me thinks the queen doth protest a lack of knowledge too much.

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  30. the Bull

    DevilDog’s theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhtRxqSrys&feature=related

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  31. Jessica Simpson

    Obama- Michelle Obama has a fat ass.

    I am not overweight.

    My man will see you in the alley behind The White House tonight.

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  32. Maria Bartiroma

    The markets are closed, do you you know where you’re free Denny’s grand slam coupons are ?

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  33. the Bull

    DD’s theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhtRxqSrys&feature=related

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  34. the Bull

    Test, test, test shit!

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  35. Farking Carksucker
    Farking Carksucker

    The market sucks balls
    degenerates try and lose
    fuckers the whole lot

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  36. TheArtist

    All of the panzy pompous asses, these college graduates with graduate degrees that go around and try to “act” as if they know nothing about how weed is smoked or how the mechanics of it are is plainly lying through their fucking teeth. It is in their career interest to play “stupid” so as to not send up red flags to the effect that they might have used before, and they all (on CNBC) have to be good little boys and girls in their little “G” rated TV show.

    Trish is a fucking twit and when FLY buys out CNBC from GE when GE goes bankrupt he will fire her, just on principle.

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  37. the Bull

    “You didn’t get me down Ray, you didn’t get me down”

    J. LaMotta

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  38. ottnott

    menj a halál faszára!

    Some awesome Hungarian expressions here:
    http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:jVajf2rmNzQJ:image.hotdog.hu/_data/members3/463/23463/doksi/novvnzumeh.doc+%22lo+fasz%22+ben&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

    The above is:
    menj a halál faszára (exp.) ‡ go to hell note Literally: To send sy onto Death’s Penis.

    Cracked me up:
    ülgy?r?fütty (noun) fart note A humorous word. It is used because the consonants in it are the same. Literally: the whistle of the ring you are sitting on

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  39. Goin'Fawr

    Wicked site ottnott. Noted, thanks! Yah, the literal translations of Hungarian insults are frickin’ hilarious. Vis’la!

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  40. The Frog

    BULLSHIT!!!!

    Lost on my longs and my shorts today. Maybe instead of trading stocks I should just hire an orangutan to kick me in the nuts every 15 minutes, then tell me that he will be back in an hour only to come back in 5 minutes and kick me twice more in the nuts! Seems like a better way to spend time and money at this point.

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  41. JakeGint

    Danny, follow up question:

    And can I take some samples for “further research and study?”

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  42. JakeGint

    “You didn’t get me down Ray, you didn’t get me down”

    J. LaMotta

    ^^ Gold! Comment of the day! ^^

    Nothing like an appropriate movie quote.

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  43. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    the internet has ruined county fairs for me. human cannonball, dangerous?

    not compared to this.

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  44. watch yoself

    Frog,

    Funniest shit I can remember. Don’t let him suck your dick…

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