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Fuck You Shorts, You’re Dead

You can’t say I didn’t warn you little Armageddon lovers. While you were over there, in your bullshit pleather chair, concocting ways to destroy America and bring capitalism to its knees, “The Fly” was doing his patriotic duty and buying equities. And, now, “The Fly” is spitting on your head, from the luxury of his 100th floor balcony.

Despite still being in a “coal hole,” my gains are bountiful and of course numerous. From Synovus Financial Corp. [[SNV]] to Citigroup Inc. [[C]] to [[UYG]] to [[ROM]] , I am winning and being an asshole about such illustrious victories.

People must think you are some sort of monstrous beast, always wanting the market to collapse and shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anyway, on this spike, I will continue to buy Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold Inc. [[FCX]] and Walter Industries, Inc. [[WLT]] . I will not buy Peabody Energy Corporation [[BTU]] , since something entirely queer is happening to its share price.

In short, my purchase of commodities is not geared for momentum. As a matter of fact, I may end up being wrong about my entire thesis, which is the reflation of America, at the expense of the dollar. My commodity “gambles” are indirect bets on sustained dollar weakness, due to the 700 billion dollar bailout. If I am wrong, my bank and tech longs will more than make up for the commodity short comings.

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48 comments

  1. The Game is Rigged

    You go girl. Who does Number 2 work for.

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  2. Juice

    Don’t get sucked into this .. we’re going down, sorry to say

    buy gold/silver

    yeah, I’m old & a bearshitter

    I wanted to play for an egregious rally but not from here

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  3. The Fly

    Going down you say?

    Hold on, let me go for a spin the ol’ time machine and tell you what will happen.

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  4. Juice

    Fly – lighten up into this .. I know you hate financial advice but be careful

    btw, congrats on the SNV & thx for it

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  5. Palin

    the dollar bull story is going to play out well…you watch…currencies very typically follow seven year cycles and no matter what this bailout means, it is just a short term blip in the dollar’s resurgence and it should be sold again again and again

    Europe is FUCKED

    UK is FUCKED

    as you know, the shit is hitting the fan in the US before the UK and Europe. As we get out of our crisis first, they will be feeling the homo hammer as we are leaving the station…rate cutting while we will be talking rate increases

    Pound will be PAR in three years

    EURO will be PAR in three years

    there is nothing stopping this trade…nothing…just get out of the way and wait for the unwind

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  6. Juice

    Tell me what will happen, please

    at best, they pass that bill & we go up some more …I don’t see huge upside .. the economy is doomed

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  7. The Fly

    Yeah, I noticed that. Everything is just played out.

    Gosh darn it.

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  8. recusancy

    I gotta agree with Juice here. Psychology seems to be that most people think this bill will be passed and all will be saved. What happens if there is any loss of confidence after the bill is passed? Shear panic, because there’s no bullets left in the gun.

    There will be a spike, but can it be sustained? And if it can’t be what happens next?

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  9. DB

    Fly:

    If you want to play a week $ take a look at getting long PM as opposed to the commodities.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    The only thing I know for sure (sure as one can be for the short term) is that the boyz are buying on the rumor (of the bill passing) so when the news hits that it actually passes then stocks will get hit (at least for the day).
    That’s the way of the Ftard on Wall Street. Buy or sell on the rumor and then do the opposite when the news hits.

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  11. Hungry

    Unrelated to stocks

    This is outrageous, and sort of safe for work:

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/959872/

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  12. recusancy

    Roubini says the worst is yet to come.

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  13. The Stock Speculator

    It’s an idiot rally. Oh goody the gov’t is here to save us. Juice is 100% correct IMO, this does not last.

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  14. unwind

    New home sales plunge in August to slowest pace in 17 years as prices fall by record amount…

    Jobless claims pushed to 7-year high…

    Sell the rips…We have yet to see bottom.

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  15. vince

    Easy money made on bail out news. sideways action at best. Fri marked the highs in c,uyg,xlf for a few weeks anyway. I think crash off the table but not buying huge rally time talk.

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  16. Monstrous Beastie

    People must think you are some sort of monstrous beast, always wanting the market to collapse and shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

    __________

    Sigh… I saaaaaaaaawwwwrrry!

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  17. Fly Leech

    How come no one is talking about FNM and FRE? I bought in on Friday and have the biggest returns of my life (assuming I have half a brain to get out at the right time). Their daily double digit gains are the Gorilla no one seems to care about.

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  18. JakeGint

    Hey! I thought you bought Snivoulous Financial Corp. at over $12?

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  19. Ozark Hillbilly

    Mercury retrograde. Just saying.

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  20. Dr. Faber was on – pink tie? – he says seasonal bottom and year end rally, but not back to new highs of course. He suggested just spend $200 bill on buying the unoccupied homes and crushing them – Voila! No more excess housing – prices stabilize and …….of course the government is too slow to accomplish such a deed.

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  21. StockRake

    Yep its all setting up for a sell the news trade.

    However, this upmove could go on till that short sell rule goes off the table.

    Government intervention doesn’t create bottoms and my chair ain’t pleather.

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  22. Jimmy bowtie

    Jimmy R on Bloomberg

    Re: McCain & Obama – these guys are embarrassing (re their lack of financial knowledge)

    http://www.bloomberg.com/avp/avp.asxx?clip=mms://media2.bloomberg.com/cache/vbGb5KNYrBKo.asf&vCat=/av&RND=422954240

    recusancy Says:

    “What happens if there is any loss of confidence after the bill is passed? ”

    You mean what happens WHEN…
    be double inverse & short

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  23. Donny

    Please stop the preaching. Most of us know the economy is going to visit the shit hole.

    This is a venue mainly for traders. Don’t let your long-term views out way short-term opportunities.

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  24. Big Mike

    According to the “bearded one”, this bailout will not be inflationary because the monetary base will not be expanding.

    I’ll say a rally will last 1-2 weeks… I will be trimming my longs accordingly.

    Top Pick: Short coal before SEC puts it on banning list.

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  25. Donny is to become “The Don”. What are all your positions here? Don’t say FRE and FNM – it’s too late.

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  26. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Excuse me Donny. I am a trader and I do have long term views. I also have short and mid term views. Just a reminder. Thanks.

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  27. Matt Millen

    Need any help managing your money, The Fly?

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  28. morpheus

    i say buy up entire square miles of suberbia all over decrepid USA..and train the population to operate heavy equipment..flatten everything I mean everything in sight, haul it away,burn it, and let the farmers take over the land..reduce the housing excess, employment increases, steel mills back in action, farmers get busy growing good food, new housing and towns gets built in replacement in new locations, roads get built to get there..it goes on and on..out with the old crap, in with the new, a complete enemia..buy CAT X MON SEED DE WY..every body gets a nice new home, but that would be too easy

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  29. JakeGint

    Hey Fly, check this out.

    Only with the Mets could this happen.

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  30. recusancy

    Fly, what’s the word on your travels to the future?

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  31. Erin Burnett's Booty Call
    Erin Burnett's Booty Call

    If your time horizon is relatively long-term (as in, more than a few days), the last couple of weeks of uber-negative sentiment has been a wet fucking dream. I took off my shorts and went loooong CSCO and DELL, and added to my stake in CX.

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  32. Donny

    Anon

    UYG
    QLD

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  33. Kwame Kilpatrick

    Thanks for getting me off the front page of the Detroit papers, Matt!

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  34. boca

    Donny, I think there’s a fair number of people here trading for a variety of time-frames, including myself. I hardly ever day trade, but trade short-term, intermediate and long term.

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  35. j

    with a 700 billion injection to the monetary base this has to be inflationary, right? Right?

    One thing is really disturbing me all day here in Australia. US dollar deposits are trading at around 10 to 11% and haven’t been lower that 7& all week. Money is in very short supply in dollars which makes holding gold, or anything against the US dollar very expensive to hold on to.

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  36. Karl Marx

    GE is up now.

    Where is Costanza?

    I liked that show.

    Also, Engels wife is awesome.

    Sorry, but it’s true – I lusted in my communal heart.

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  37. JakeGint

    Morpheus, you are contemplating one of the most common of economic fallacies — what Frederic Bastiat called“The Broken Window Fallacy.”

    Here’s a quick review:

    One of the most persistent is that of the broken window—one breaks and this is celebrated as a boon to the economy: the window manufacturer gets an order; the hardware store sells a window; a carpenter is hired to install it; money circulates; jobs are created; the GDP goes up. In truth, of course, the economy is no better off at all.

    True, there is a sudden burst of activity, and some persons have surely gained, but only at the expense of the proprietor whose window was broken, or his insurance company; and if the latter, the other policyholders who will pay higher premiums to pay for paid-out claims, especially if many have been broken.

    The fallacy lies in a failure to grasp what has been foregone by repair and reconstruction—the labor and capital expended, having been lost to new production. This fallacy, seemingly so simple to explain and grasp, although requiring an intellectual effort of some mental abstraction to comprehend, seems to be ineradicable.

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  38. The Fly

    I refuse to acknowledge your FNM/FRE wins.

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  39. Donny

    Boca & Yogi

    Don’t mean to step on your toes.

    Good luck on your trades.

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  40. TraderCaddy

    Severe underperformance by the smaller banks. KRE is down 1.75%. My broker wouldn’t let me short it when it was up an hour ago.
    Tired of this BS and waiting for Leave It To Beaver.

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  41. The Fly

    Don’ look now, the ‘other black gold’ is mounting a bottoming out rally.

    I am speaking of coal, of course.

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  42. boca

    No problem Donny, in my opinion, you’re an excellent short term trader.

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  43. boca

    The “other” black gold — good one.

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  44. TraderCaddy

    Coal is DIRTY. Biden says no coal plants EVER in the USA.
    Ftard, but still a funny guy.

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  45. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Donny, no problem from me also. I’m new around here. Good luck with the QLD and the UYG.

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  46. TraderCaddy

    Yogi & Boo Boo- How is the ranger at Jellystone Park?

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  47. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Ranger Smith is doing fine.

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  48. “The Don” holds UYG and so do I – eureka! I just picked FNM up at 2.26 – just some hundreds not thousands because if I did thousands, it would immediately tank.

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