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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Waiting For Your Money

Don’t expect any big moves, until the banks get your hard earned tax dollars. After all, it’s in their best interest to keep the market gloomy, while the idiots in Congress put on a show. Oh, the poor congressmen are so concerned over the little ol’ tax payer.

Right.

There are some concerning matters in the banks, specifically Washington Mutual, Inc. [[WM]] and Morgan Stanley [[MS]] . On the other hand, real banks with chest hairs, Wells Fargo & Company [[WFC]] and JPMorgan Chase & Co. [[JPM]] did just fine.

My positions punched me in the face again, with losses in Citigroup Inc. [[C]] , [[UYG]] , Walter Industries, Inc. [[WLT]] and good old fuckery itself Freeport-McMoRan Copper & Gold Inc. [[FCX]] .

Look you, the entire world is out to kill short sellers. There is an unprecedented effort to create another bubble. The way I see it, instead of betting against the man with the magical printing press, I might as well befriend him and politely ask for a few billion dollars.

Finally, Research In Motion Limited (USA) [[RIMM]] is going to post numbers tomorrow. I am deathly afraid of buying it directly, despite its depressed share price. However, getting long [[ROM]] , down at these levels, may in fact turn out to be a rather profitable endeavor, indeed.

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46 comments

  1. Anton Cigur

    Game is Rigged,
    Check out the AH in SNV. Now back to $11.25.

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  2. Sierra Water

    Fuck everyone and their inability to stand up for what is right and stop this bail out. This is your chance to stand up for the children of this country. We are better off rebuilding from real fundamentals then blow up an artificial three headed monster. If you think reinflating a massive bubble is good for this country, you can go fuck yourself with a can of steak knives.

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  3. gappingandyapping

    Agree on ROM but who knows when these banks will turn up. FCX=WTF? By the way Albert “The Internet Maven” Gore is out to kill coal via violent acts and he wants your kids to help. Total douche bag.

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  4. recusancy

    Last I checked, civil disobedience was NON violent. Good lie though.

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  5. Dinosaur Trader

    Sierra,

    Agree. Find your rep and shoot them an email.

    -DT

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  6. Anton Cigur

    Speaking of third-tier blogs:

    David Morrow
    Interested in Writing for RealMoney?
    Drop me a line. Stock-specific commentary preferred.

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  7. Molecool

    All I can say is – unless you are a day trader – CASH is king.

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  8. Dinosaur Trader

    Anton,

    While it’s true, my blog is third-tier, it’s also true that I’m the king of the third tier.

    -DT

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  9. vince

    FLY not the only one buying in advance of a bailout approval(lots of company). Market trades in the direction that causes the most pain to traders. Easy gains have come and gone this past friday for at least remainder of the year.

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  10. Prospectus

    Long live King DT III!

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  11. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    Paulson looked like he was ready to jump across the table and pinch that fucking Congressman’s head off.

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  12. Anton Cigur

    DT,

    I wasn’t talking about you and I’m not familiar with your blog.

    I just thought it was funny that RM is looking for writers… Especially when there’s plenty of good stuff here, sans subscription fees.

    Many who used to work there trash the site now.

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  13. Anton Cigur

    But congratulations on attaining peerage.

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  14. Market Fool

    More Dick(head) Fuld egregiousness:

    http://bespokeinvest.typepad.com/bespoke/2008/09/lehman-ceo-stoc.html

    Anyone want bet the guy eventually does some prison time?

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  15. Danny

    DT wrote the instructional manual on third tier blogging, and I mean that in an entirely complimentary way, no foolin.

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  16. DPeezy

    Buy a straddle on RIMM and enjoy the fireworks. Stocks are for asshats, anyway.

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  17. minnow bucket

    Help, I need oxygen.

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  18. Dinosaur Trader

    Anton,

    My mistake. I guess I get a little jumpy whenever anyone mentions the third tier.

    If you’re not 100% familiar with the blogging tier system, might I interest you in this fine resource.

    See? I’m third-tier to the core, link-whoring myself like that.

    -DT

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  19. Dogwood

    I’m the king of the third tier.

    Sorry folks, we’re still working on a cure for DT’s delusions of grandeur!

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  20. Lex Paulson

    Listen you, I’ve got enough “friends”

    Just keep these schitty banks stocks elevated long enough for the rest of my “friends” (real friends, like “GS” friends) to get the rest of their filthy lucre (and mine) out of this market before I drop the hammner on all o youse.

    “Paulie” out.

    _

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  21. JakeGint

    I almost kind of feel bad for being so “up” today, whilst Fly gives back all that filthy lucre he banked last week on that “Spidey Sense” bullshit thing he does.

    (And I was at a meeting, of course).

    But since I’ve never been bitten by a radioactive spider, ‘n shit, I don’t feel that bad.

    ___

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  22. Ol' Jack Burton

    I myself would consider it a good day to get cornholed by a professional Ringling Bros. clown rather than the amateur Shriner clowns that keep showing up.

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  23. JakeGint

    And on a positive note, Fly must not feel so bad either, since he resumed the “day end video” tradition again.

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  24. Aris

    i bought some RIMM last thursday. never got rid of it, even though there are plenty of reasons to, before it turns into a loss. i’m just going to let it ride. i’m sure it will blow up and i’ll end up drinking my tears away.

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  25. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Fuck this this market. It and everyone involved can suck a bag of dicks, Louis CK style.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMy6wVNdllI

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  26. BOOMER

    FRE FNM breaking out AH

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  27. JakeGint

    Rigged,

    That was pretty funny.

    __

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  28. These Colors Don't Run
    These Colors Don't Run

    So what constitutes a second tier blog?

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  29. JakeGint

    I think it’s pretty clear… the fat bastid has completely lost his mind.

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  30. Market Fool

    I like DT’s blog.

    I especially like how he posts up what some of the traders are doing in real life.

    I tell you what, some of those crazy cowboys banked some serious coin on that capitulation day.

    One thing is always for sure if those guys are banking that kind of coin on their “day of days”, then they are taking big heat on certain days and quite possibly getting parts of their torso blown off here and there.

    No guts, no glory I suppose.

    I will now go enjoy a lightly peppered grilled cheese sandwich (no onions) and the strongest cadillac margarita (or three) known to man.

    Cheers!

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  31. Donny

    After watching the fucktards question Paulson and Bernanke today, it’s gawd-damn clear that one of our political parties has idiots in it, but the other one is almost exclusive idiots. It makes you question, how do fucking idiots, who have trouble with sentence formation get elected? Believe it or not, these politicians lobby for cynicism, because it keeps a lot of smart people from voting … thus, keeping them in office.

    I’ll let your imagination draw it’s own conclusions.

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  32. Karl Marx

    I love the smell of late stage capitalism in the morning.

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  33. Anton Cigur

    DT,

    I’ve been away, buying alcohol, energy drinks and bullets in anticipation of the coming collapse of civilization. Just read your post and checked out the link. That is the scariest photo I have ever seen. I don’t know anything about third tier blogging, but you’ve got to post a warning before leading people into that.

    My eyes are bleeding.

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  34. Anton Cigur

    Now I check your “second & third tier blogs explained” post, Dino, and you’ve got a picture of Liberace as your avatar. It’s troubling that that’s only the second gayest pic in your arsenal. Pun intended. Troubling, indeed.

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  35. Q4

    Waiting sucks balls.

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  36. Dinosaur Trader

    Market Fool,

    Glad you like the blog. Last week was sick. However, it’s true you don’t make money like that without taking a huge hit now and then.

    Anton,

    As for those pictures, they go back to a small war I had with Ragin Cajun back in the day, before he was an elitist (i.e. first tier blogger). I’m still not sure who tagged me with that Liberace avatar… but one day, they’ll pay.

    Looking forward to the Presidential Address. I’m sure, after hearing him “talk” about the “interlinkages” in our economy the other day, that it will be confidence inspiring.

    -DT

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  37. alphadawgg

    What ever happened to “only the strong survive”? We are diluting our gene pool of corporations and banks by letting these fleabag entities continue to suck the blood out of the public.

    Americans have become weak. “Oh no, we can’t let them fail—my (mom, dad, brother, sister, friend, etc.) works there.” “They’re too big to fail”…”What’s a little $700 Bill”?

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  38. Anton Cigur

    It’s become impossible to tell a presidential address from an SNL sketch.
    Here’s his speech tonight:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgApn_n8BHE

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  39. Chuck

    looking for a web site that screens bonds. Based on pluggable information. Any ideas.

    should be a free site.

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  40. boca

    I get the feeling that Bush wants to ensure that a deal is done ASAP in Congress hence the speech tonight. I expect zero new wisdom will be imparted in this speech.

    But it strikes me as grandstanding that McCain has gone to Washington to “help solve the economic crisis”. What’s that old Valley girl expression, gag me with a spoon.

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  41. Anton Cigur

    Boca,

    I know what you’re saying, but on the eve of the end of the world as we know it, it isn’t right for the two presidential candidates to be anywhere but Washington. Isn’t McCain still head of the commerce committee or something?

    When I was less cynical, I would have seen this as a good, responsible move. Now it’s just a good political move. Besides, Barney Frank acts like he has the Dem votes for a deal, but the Republicans aren’t going to do anything until they know where their candidate stands.

    Deal either late Friday or Monday and McCain takes credit for being the peacemaker, or they get Howie Mandel on the job.

    I still contend he’s the only person on cnbc who’s ever made anyone a dime.

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  42. Terminal

    If there’s anything on earth that can sink this scheme, it’s a speech in favor of it from Bush.

    Instead of being postponed, it now stands a chance of being repudiated.

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  43. TraderCaddy

    Not going to watch the Bush speech. I’m busy saying “no it’s too expensive” when I get confronted with the details for my daughter’s wedding in May. Hey, if I knew she was going to get married before 28 years old I would have said forget it to the fancy education I paid for.

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  44. Anton Cigur

    You don’t know what you’re missing, Trader. (Nothing)

    Good luck with the wedding. You could always remind her how romantic it is to elope.

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  45. The Contractor

    DT is one funny mofo.

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