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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Vegas Time

I’m leaving my Romanian mountain home, after getting into a fucking fight with one of the “illegal Mexicans” over here.

I’m now flying over to Vegas (Romanian Vegas), in order to play tomorrow’s jobs report.

Developing…

UPDATE: Goldman sacked Bear.

GOVERNMENT UPDATE:

The above story is an absolute lie. If you read it, you will go blind. Keep buying the banks, else we’ll kill you.

Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Bank Rescue Department, Goldman Sachs

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42 comments

  1. Dead man walking
    Dead man walking

    High stakes tic-tac-toe?

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  2. The Fly

    Over here they play bingo.

    They love bingo.

    And, they have local games, such as “milk the goat, feed the lamb.”

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  3. Juice

    big move possible tomorrow but which way? i’m thinking its the bulls ball to fumble

    speaking of vegas, i’m short LVS & may live to regret it

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  4. Dinosaur Trader

    Hey everyone! Over at my blog, I’m playing a hot scene from Moonstruck, starring Cher and Nicholas Cage!

    Oh, what’s that sound? That’s right… it’s your readership leaving in droves to go check that shit out.

    First tier here I come.

    -DT

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  5. Kiwin

    Bingo? Bunch of those elderly one’s that are far over 47 1/2, may even be over 2 * 47 1/2.

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  6. The Fly

    No.

    In Romania, they kill you when you hit 50.

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  7. TraderCaddy

    You must be talking about Petrosani, Romania. It’s the Romanian Vegas and yet only an hour or two from Dracula’s castle. My daughter spent two years there in the Peace Corps and says the town folk bring their chickens and goats on the Maxi Taxis (very mini-buses).

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  8. Dinosaur Trader

    I hear they love Cher in Romania.

    -DT

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  9. WTF?

    Fly I thought you dead man… how’d you manage to live?
    Did Flex Capacitor Save you, did you never die, or did you rise from the dead?

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  10. WTF?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/ap_on_re_us/prisoners_early_release
    Californians are a bunch of communists, holy shit… “lets just release violent criminals theifs and drug addicts!”
    Who put Fidel Castro in charge of California anyways?
    Update: wait… nevermind, it’s an early release proposal… damn media mislead me

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  11. rob

    You’re a loser and a moron. Just admit it. You probably live in a garage apt in east l.a. If you expect anybody to believe you made 30% in Ql you’re insane. More likely you lost 30%. What a goofball.

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  12. re:rob

    he probably increased website revenue and traffic from asshats like you who constantly come just to hate on him.

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  13. The Fly

    Fuck you Rob. I hear your mother has a large set of balls.

    Up until 4 days ago, I was playing this market like a fucking magician.

    Go fuck yourself down a toilet.

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  14. Dinosaur Trader

    How the fuck do I have minus 6 karma points for mentioning Moonstruck, and dickhead “rob” harshes all over “the Fly” and only has 6..

    Moonstruck was a very good movie.

    Where’s Jake Gint?

    Fuck it all. I’m going to bed.

    -DT

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  15. Leonard The Monkey

    Make or break time coming right up.

    The Fly looks like he will still be up more then most not including the Bingo winnings.

    Great for 3 months bad for 3 days and now every bodies I hater.

    Tough Biz.

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  16. rob

    Yeah, you’re a real genius. Produce some audited results to prove your outrageous claims. Anybody who believes this garbage you put out is as pathetic as you are. You and Cramer are both running a scam. If it makes you a buck, more power to you. You are entertaining though, even if your ridiculous obsession with the f word makes you look like a moron. Hopefully, none of your readers take the trades you allegegly took.

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  17. The Fly

    Rob

    Fuck you. I post all of my picks. Do the audit yourself.

    I dare you to leave this site and never come back. I bet you don’t have the balls.

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  18. rob

    You really are pathetic. You must have been abused as a child. Get over it and quit fleecing the flock.

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  19. rob's buddy phil
    rob's buddy phil

    rob ol’ pal, how’s the therapy going? Still defecating in public?

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  20. skh.pcola

    rob spewed “…the f word…” while all of his 3rd grade competitors in the Xtra Special Olympics (“Everyone’s a Winnah!!!”) said, “What duh fuckin’ fucktard!1!”

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  21. JakeGint

    Fuck it all. I’m going to bed.

    Give “Lance” a pat on the can for me.

    __________________

    “Rob” Troll– at the risk of getting you “off” by responding to your asshattery, I implore you to fuck a flaming wreath of cranberries.

    Feel free to then apply cool compresses.

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  22. lol

    Rob’s just jealous cuz he buys penny stocks on credit, and thinks it’s rigged, yet keeps playing the game, complaining that it’s “someone else’s fault”

    Rob, if you the expert, join the peanut gallery and post your picks… hell, challenge the fly to a contest from now until the end of the year, and see who does better.
    Fly takes a risk, but gains huge readership, you risk being excommunicated, but potentially gain a monstrous ego boost.

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  23. PoorOkie

    Remember, the Fly always wins, even when he appears to be hiding out in Romania.

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  24. MarketRaider

    That iBC depression picture is classic. Sad to see The Fly waiting in bread lines and fighting with illegals. No more oversized ribeyes and various overpriced exotic alcoholic beverages. What a fall from grace.

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  25. Ice -T

    Rob –
    Don’t Hate the Playa – Hate the game.
    …..and go fuck a picnic table

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  26. TraderCaddy

    Futures just got a nice pop. The Fed probably just sent a memo to GS,MER,LEH etc. with the payroll numbers so they can get a head start on their balance sheet this AM.

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  27. zephler

    fly’s killers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNLHQVd06Ps

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  28. godzilla

    my tummy hurts

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  29. Gunners

    down 80K

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  30. hanktrader

    F the banks f the economy and props to pUTS—–F mer F leh…lets see blood today

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  31. godzilla

    my tummy is a lagging indicator

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  32. CubsRock

    The Fly is always right, Now we just need the market to do what is right.

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  33. nullpointer

    only 30% worse that expected, so we rally, right?

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  34. WallStreetLurker
    WallStreetLurker

    I’m surprised that the futures are not up on this rather horrific and “unexpected” increase in unemployment.

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  35. TraderCaddy

    Daytrading game plan from yesterday in effect: Dow and S&P gets trashed early while SMH (chips) holds up and NAZ doesn’t go down as much on a relative basis. This would be a daytrade signal for a pile in long until the PM.
    I have never heard Larry Krudlow so negative before. The bottom in equities must be here.

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  36. Gunners

    we’re going to rally off this news. amazing

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  37. Larry Kudlow

    I deserve the Asshat of the Week award.

    I am a douchebag

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  38. TraderCaddy

    Mr. Kudlow: I really want to know where you buy your dress clothes. I like the gangster look.

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  39. godzilla

    i think i’ll eat kudlow. he used to work for the gubment.

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  40. Sir Douchebag

    everyone and their mom is going to get short this report…

    going to be crowded on the short side unfortunately.

    But that report is not “priced in” unless someone thinks 19x record earnings that won’t materialize next year is priced in. Market needs a 30% drop at least to price in this economy.

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  41. calvino

    Minute Maid – I’m short LVS and it was going good until they shitcanned the CFO. Normally the stock tanks on news of a CFO shitcanning, – but remember, all the evictees will be in LVS playing the wheel to get their security deposti and last months rent together. The worse the economy the better for LVS..

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  42. Big Mike

    Anybody watching mosaic? fly must be flipping out…

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