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Fuck Monsanto

They [[MON]] warned. When your stock is up from $7 to$113, over the last 4 years, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WARN. It’s almost like these fuckers just pulled a [[DIVX]] on the market, by guiding up last week, only to guide lower today. What the fuck is that all about?

Anyway, here is some “technical analysis” I drafted up for the internet(s).

Brian has nothing on me.

UPDATE: Here is a special song for Mr. Monsanto. Quite fitting.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQbHAY1VSj0 450 300]

UPDATE II: I’ll have you know, “The Fly” is in his office dancing (running man, cabbage patch) to the above song, while counting his profits in his man-sized MON short.

More on this later.

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41 comments

  1. CubsRock

    beware of “asshat dip buyers”

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  2. Juice

    http://image.minyanville.com/assets/FCK_Aug2007/File/Pics9/jim-sinclair-10.jpg

    Any takers on this uno millionairo bettisimo that Gold will trade $1650 by jan 2011??

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  3. Juice

    Fly, may I remind you, while you are trying to ‘fuck Monsanto’ (and its fab earnings beat), of your whining that through the abysmal news of yesterday, the bulls partied like it twas 1999.

    Can’t have it both ways.

    Oh, you can, I forgot; to wit; you are “The Fly”.

    nevermind ……

    update: on 2nd thought – reminds me of Cramers schtick regarding the uptick rule.

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  4. Prospectus

    You had a fit of dyslexia there.

    Looks more like “Fuck the Fly” by Monsanto on April 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 am

    Developing…

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  5. The Fly

    Fuck everyone on this thread.

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  6. Gunners

    Is that a shit sandwich formation forming?

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  7. Leawoodblues

    Best chart ever on IBC.
    lmao

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  8. The Fly

    Ha, ha!

    Fuck you guys. “The Fly” wins, even when he appears to be losing badly.

    More wins to come.

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  9. The Fly

    BTW:

    It would mean a great deal to me if everyone ganged up and gave “Juice” some negative karma.

    Thanks.

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  10. Juice

    this will here to fore, be known as the “FUCK” everyone & anything thread.

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  11. The Fly

    Fuck you, for starters.

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  12. Steve

    lmao <—-And I hate using that but seriously, lmao.

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  13. JakeGint

    I don’t know if you are kidding or not, but I (for once) am not.

    I really think this kind of shit should be investigated. How in fuck do you come out with “good news” one week and then “warn” the very next?

    That’s blatant, bullshit manipulation and they should get REG FD’d (fucking doomed) to death about it.

    I’m not shitting.

    ________________

    Here’s hoping you didn’t cover. I got some more SMN yesterday, but not as much as I wanted.

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  14. BOOMER

    DEEP – homo hammer

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  15. WTF [[ACWI]]

    [[ACWI]]
    904.96
    Up 854.31 Or
    1,686.69%
    ACWI… WTF?

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  16. The Fly

    Jake:

    I agree. Last year, DIVX pulled the same shit. The guided up, then guided lower, all within one week.

    Since then, I’ve learned my lesson.

    Back to my office party.

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  17. BOOMER

    I lose even when I appear to be winning

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  18. Juice

    Fly; need I remind you, that you’d be better off focusing on making your rich investors richer, than by ‘fucking’ the harmless internet retard and wishing upon him or her negative karma.

    btw, thats bad karma

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  19. The Fly

    No Juice. That’s where you’re wrong.

    That shit is easy. Fucking with internet folks is hard.

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  20. Brian

    i must concede, your analysis is flawless

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  21. The Fly

    You must be long MON or something.

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  22. BOOMER

    CROX is toast – you know, crox are still popular, and we are going into summer shopping. Maybe a buying opportunity? I have no intent to buy, because they will go down. If I short it will go up. I merely offer the observation.

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  23. Juice

    and btw, Woodshedders got nothing on you & your charting skills

    no, really

    wow : -29 neg karma points in this thread & counting!

    I’m honored … keep’em coming internet retards & their fearless insect leader

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  24. richard

    not arguing on MON cause i been pushing a short on the basis of an overcrowded long for a week now… but where’s the warning??

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  25. Helicopter Ben

    Up 400pts on a bad news day.

    Down 40pts on a “recession warning” day (OK…I didn’t actually use the word “recession”…just contracting GDP…)

    =
    All Gnews is Good Gnews.

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  26. Juice

    only 37 neg karma points? c’mon y’all can do better than that. I’m going for the record. Maybe JJ holds the previous one.

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  27. Alvari40

    Dude looks tired.

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  28. JakeGint

    Richard, for your review.

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  29. JakeGint

    Brucie,

    They’ll have you throwing molotav cocktails off the roof of some Williamsburg tenament, yet.

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  30. Juice

    41 … not bad .. I’ll take it

    now I’d like to see that record broken by tax day

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  31. richard

    cheers jake… i guess i could have found that if i’d have looked hard enough…. i just got off the conference call and it was all pretty hot air-ish… usual blurb… talking up drought resistence interest… i hate the thing, they’re a lawsuit away from disaster, hopefully, for the health of our children, someone will have the nuts to do it one day

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  32. JakeGint

    Gold bug news & views.

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  33. Cajun

    love the new Bernanke pic.

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  34. JakeGint

    Richard,

    Don’t take my short term views on Monsanto the wrong way. I think they are on the cutting edge of genetic seed engineering, with a monstrous lead on their competitors. They are just overvalued with respect to the rest of the market and due a pullback, that’s all.

    I don’t buy the eco-weenies smears for a second. They want everyone to go back to the plow & oxen with cowcrap fertilization. Luddism personified, and with the rise of the Third World’s economies, a recipe for famine.

    PS — I was in MON over the last three years from (split adjusted) about $17 to $121.

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  35. Mushroom Stamp

    LOL awesome chart

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  36. richard

    it’s not luddism, it’s common sense… you carry on eating the stuff… i agree they’re cutting edge, they just rushed the technology through too fast without proper testing and it is thus a ticking bomb; given a few more years testing and it might have been ok. as it stands, i wouldn’t touch GM foods with a barge pole and at least here in europe we get that choice… i think people worldwide, inculding the states will be clamouring for that choice before long…

    i’m not an eco-weenie but i am a father and i don’t want my kids eating sh1t that hasn’t been proven safe by anyone else but the industry itself.

    it wouldn’t have stopped me buying the stock though if i thought it was going up… organic food aint cheap!

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  37. JakeGint

    Richard,

    You’ve bought the Eurocentric agricultural protectionism schtick hook, line and sinker.

    MON is not doing anything to the food that farmers haven’t been doing for centuries — ie, producing stronger, higher yielding, and bug resistant crops to feed the world. They’re just doing it faster. All these crazy stories of “frankenfoods” are ignorant Luddism, and not one of them bears a second of scrutiny.

    Crazy hippies, enjoy your expensive wheat and cossetted, wealthy farmer class (who says feudalism is dead?) until the welfare checks don’t cover the bill.

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  38. buckeye bob

    These politco hacks – both sides are f****** useless (not that I want them to do much) – its amazing they can agree on anything except thanking everyone for showing up so they can get their fat faces on tv. Anyone gonna help me with my mortgage because I did everything right????

    Sorry for the polical rant

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  39. JakeGint

    You’re spot on, BB.

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  40. Prospectus

    ““The Fly” wins, even when he appears to be losing badly.”

    Dyslexia averted. Once again, the Fly wins. How could I have doubted?!

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  41. richard

    typical dumb yank believing exactly what their government and industry tells them… we’re a little less trusting of figures of authority because we have slightly more experience of getting fucked by them… you’ll learn… and as for doing nothing different to what farmers have been doing, you’re talking out of your arse mate and clearly have no understanding of the technology. read a little deeper.

    as for welfare chacks and bills?? food stamps anyone??

    having an original thought or questioning what you’re told isn’t ‘unamerican’ fella… people won’t think you’re a communist; honest.

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