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Fuck You; Merry Christmas

I’m off to buy a new car, much to my chagrin.

Santa Claus, the prick, is in “full effect,” mudstomping my [[FXP]] position.

On the upside, most of my longs, with the exception of [[BWLD]] are going “tank crazy” on the bears.

By the way, I’ve been blowing out of some BWLD today. Not because I hate the shit stained restaurant, but for tax losses.

Sometime early next week, “The Fly” will wrap up the trading year, and give ammunition to his detractors and “fans.”

Just know, “The Fly” is destined for GREATNESS, one way or another. You can bet against him for a limited time only.

BEHOLD.

Merry Christmas.

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20 comments

  1. gappingandyapping

    I am still waiting to MVIS greatness to appear. So you dumping that shitty Toyota clone or getting a new car for the wifey?

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  2. The Fly

    Not dumping. Adding a vehicle.

    Zero disclosure on the new set of “wheels.”

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  3. CashIsKing

    Congratulations, I hear the Prius hybrid is much more affordable and good for the environment.

    Happy holidays. BTW, you’re still a spineless douchebag until you get your market mojo back.

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  4. crawford

    BWLD
    BEHOLD

    Two things you say when standing back and admiring a mightily earned shit stain.

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  5. spencerpratt

    i wouldnt disclose a kia either

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  6. SaNTa

    Your car doesn’t hold a candle to my sleigh.

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  7. mdawsz

    “i wouldn’t disclose a kia either”

    Pretty funny. Hey ya never know, he DID go to WalMart earlier this week.

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  8. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    Who were the idiots selling the calls all day when everyone knew everything was melting up?

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  9. newequity

    merry Christmas fuck u, you’re dead:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=4QShQ5UdFX8

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  10. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    Does anyone long FSLR here? Just how high will it go?

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  11. newequity

    no, solar is on fire.

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  12. ron Paul for the win!
    ron Paul for the win!

    Aston martin for the win!

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  13. yokahomamamma

    Hey Fly,

    Is this a guy a “friend” of yours?

    MICROVISION INC NASDAQ:MVIS |COM (Q)
    SIC: 3679 (Electronic Components, NEC)

    KNOTT DAVID M
    Type Filing Date Tran Date Price Held Percent Chg (%) Reporting Person
    SC 13G/A 02/14/07 12/31/06 *$3.19 3,896,510 8.60% 2.90 David M. Knott
    *$3.19 3,896,510 8.60% N/A Dorset Management Corporation
    SC 13G 06/06/06 05/31/06 $2.09 2,141,000 5.70% N/A David M. Knott
    $2.09 2,141,000 5.70% N/A Dorset ManagementCorporation

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  14. WildWestie

    Or is Fly aka David Knott?

    Not unrealistic.

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  15. BOOMER

    I hope he’s not this David Knott:

    http://www.cs.unc.edu/~knott/

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  16. gappingandyapping

    Fly trades in all of his stocks, I thought this a long time ago but Knott is gay and I don’t get the feeling that Flee is a homo. Quit over “anal”yzing shit and just get drunk and buy stocks, this market is going to new highs soon.

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  17. JJ2000426

    Short FSLR and long PAL. Also long SWC.

    Believe me or not FSLR shall fall to $20 before the end of 2008. Mean while buy some tellurium for investment. My paper return on tellurium is already higher than the YTD return of any of you. Believe me tellurium is huge. FSLR is already paying more than $275 per kilo!

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  18. SaNTa

    JJ,

    You’re a genius.

    Now, if you could only instruct me how to pop a zit in my nose.

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  19. Woodshedder

    Yeah JJ, but you have TE breath.

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  20. larry

    alias BPOE: Time Machine:hang

    Being a System Engineer I broke into your Time Machine. It was FXPing a male goat from China. You need to run Dick Cleanup and Defag A.S.A.P.

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