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Morgan Blows

Did [[MS]] just report a loss of $3.61, or am I still dreaming?

Let me know.

Also, [[HOV]] and other housing related names look gay. In my dream, they all exploded, in a bad way, much to the chagrin of low-end construction workers.

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31 comments

  1. green writer

    Fly,
    Your not dreaming.
    MS sucks hairy balls and does the rim job too. They were suppose to lose 39 cents.
    John Mack (chairman) said he won’t take a bonus.
    How about a $1 salary while you find some one fiscally responsible.

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  2. The Fly

    Poor guys, going w/o bonus.

    Shareholders=grinch.

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  3. gmac

    if they fired him… the stock would have a chance not to tank as bad.

    who am i kidding..

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  4. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_sclerosis

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  5. mrkcbill

    Fly- That CEO of HOV deserves a good feature article, Mozilo style. Something about him just isn’t right.

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  6. green writer

    nice Benso………,
    LOL….the banking sector is a disease.

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  7. Frosty

    MS up today on bad numbers…hail all ye’ bears, up on worse than expected news, hello…the reaction to the news must be tellling you cubs something…oh my.

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  8. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    FRPT. Dead. The T2108 bounce didn’t help.

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  9. kidstock

    Fly,

    WTF does GU do now that I bought at 9.83? This is my offical OTB Stock for the holiday season.

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  10. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    This MS short-covering rally is fabulously gay.

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  11. WildWestie

    Fly, you going to CES?

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  12. JakeGint

    Yep, tellin’ me that Frosty’s had his ballz candled.

    Why not attempt one disclosure Frosty, you know, so we can laugh at your ass?

    Even now you won’t commit long, pussy.

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  13. buylo

    what do you mean? Fly is long FXP.

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  14. Asshat Dip Buyer

    I hope all of you little baby bear, Fleckenstein wanabes know what it means for MS to post leprosy numbers only to watch the stock gap-up.

    (A completely unnecessary circumcision could be scheduled without any advanced warning.)

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  15. SaNTa

    Fuck my job.

    Jake, do you need a trader/servant to throw shit at? I am a Ronin is search of a master.

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  16. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    Dipshit Johnson, shorting financials is so 2007.

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  17. Frosty

    EPEX just purchased 6.05…MER hired to explore stategic alturnatives, code for our stock price is going higher as we turn the bears become road kill…fair enough.

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  18. Asshat Dip Buyer

    FXI appears to be retaking its 100-day ma for all you FXP homegamers.

    Rest of Asian ETF’s remounting prior strong support for that matter.

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  19. Woodshedder

    You bull fuckers are just stupid. Actually, you are all Steers, not bulls.

    If this rally actually even has the strength to reach resistance, it will fail there, miserably. Likely, it won’t even reach resistance.

    Funny I didn’t see any of you Steers around here the last week as the indexes were tanking. Now you get a low volume rally, the indexes are up around what, .1% and you all have hard-ons.

    Ridiculous. All of you will lose your balls.

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  20. Woodshedder

    And Frost likes to call every turn in the market, after the market has turned. Nice job Frosty.

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  21. Benson Burns Bisonburger
    Benson Burns Bisonburger

    Tuesday, May 22
    Jim Cramer Predicts Dow 14,548

    Does he believe in Jesus?

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  22. JakeGint

    Frosty already has no ballz. At least some of the other asshat bulls post their trades.

    Frosty, OTOH, when challenged, gives us an M&A candidate that’s already up 12%.

    Oh yeah, thanks for the tip that “exploring strategic alternatives” means selling the company, too. I don’t know if it was that or the 12% up that tipped me to the “possibility.”

    ____________________

    Frosty, next time you feel the urge to regale us with your inside knowledge of yesterday’s news, consider giving us something useful or entertaining instead.

    I suggest offering something like your three favorite songs from the Danny Kaye biopic musical on Hans Christian Andersen’s life.

    I’m partial to Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen! myself.

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  23. Frosty

    EPIX 6.64…yesterdays news indeed…stocks that symbols begin with E for $500 alex.

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  24. JakeGint

    Yeah, and the market is heading to shitesville.

    Save the pump and dumps… we want your Danny Kaye quote faves instead:

    To whit:

    The vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true.

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  25. JakeGint

    EPIX is a pharma, dingbat.

    Your EPEX pump is at $6.19, with a high of $6.50.

    Time to change your peyote dosage.

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  26. crawford

    “Tuesday, May 22 Jim Cramer Predicts Dow 14,548”

    Well, he was only off one decimal place…oh, wait, that’s the S&P…nevermind.

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  27. Frosty

    huff and puff…blow hard little cubs…EPEX and EPIX are both squeeze plays…EPEX 6.05, EPIX 6.64 both purchased today as posted above…let the baby bear roast begin.

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  28. CubsRock

    I can’t believe how well DELL is performing lately, nice little pick up after it tanked on earnings. Also my lil gem TTWO is on fire still. Hard to believe I have a couple winners going long in this market.

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  29. SaNTa

    What happened to that fucker who warned us of an intervention in the Euro. I should have listened.

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  30. Woodshedder

    SaNTa- he banked a bunch of coin and is now oogling topless women in the South of France.

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  31. JakeGint

    Hold on, Frostbite… you purchased [[EPIX]] at $6.64?

    LOFL. Better get a price check on that one, Einstein, you’re down 42% already.

    Let us know if you need a loan.

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