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Everybody Shutup, Pay Attention

“The Fly” just got back from meetings. While in his car, he noticed how fucktardedly annoying the guys from Bloomberg radio are, with their whining bitch-like commentary. Someone needs to step into their office and throw some testosterone on them. Or, better yet, punch their fucking chest hairs off.

What the fuck?

Don’t expect the market to do much, until early 2008. Most intelligent people, like me, are done for the year. As you know, options expire this week . Because of this, I am hoping for death and destruction to afflict banking related names.

It would be nice to see them (the banks) boarded up and shit, with graffiti spray painted over the respective logos of [[C]], [[WM]] and [[CFC]].

That would be entirely “unfun” for many of you true believers.

Looking at my long positions, [[WBD]], [[HANS]], [[CN]], [[FMCN]] and [[VMI]] are working, while [[BWLD]], [[FXP]] and [[AAPL]] take a breather.

With new money, I will buy more FXP.

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31 comments

  1. JakeGint

    I thought you’d given up on that Soviet food purveyor WBD?

    ______________

    Here’s how to tell if there’s inflation. Ask your wife.

    She got the Kroger person to reduce her price on grapes last week (my kids eat grapes like they’re Elysians) because she could not believe she was being charged $9.50 for a three pound bunch of grapes.

    I should hire her to negotiate deals for us, since I checked the price of red grapes yesterday at Kroger… $3.99 a pound.

    I gotta get into this grape bidness!

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  2. CubsRock

    Was it really necessary to mention BWLD on the front page 🙁 That stock was making a come back until the fed failed. Buy some more GD Fly!

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  3. mrkcbill

    BWLD see SBUX.

    BWLD is filthy in every aspect.

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  4. JakeGint

    Fly —

    Do me a favor and post how to post a stock quote within the text again. Or have Danny/Jeremy put it in the “posting videos and shit” section of the Peanut Gallery “how to’s” sidebar section.

    Thx.

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  5. The Fly

    Jake:

    I “gave up” on it, but never sold it.

    I’m fucked up like that. It’s a small position.

    For stock quotes, do this: “[[enter symbol here]]”

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  6. mrkcbill

    .

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  7. JJ2000426

    Buy PAL. You could have bought at $3.43. Now it’s $3.75. Option expiration maximum pain could easily bring this up to $5 by Friday. Too many expiring in the money puts at $5 and $7.5, virtually none in the money calls.

    You know about maximum pain in option expiration, don’t you?

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  8. SaNTa

    Jake is and Alchemist.

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  9. buylo

    Fly, you bringing the spray paint? Meet at Bloomberg’s first, then C, Mer, MS, etc. What time? Who is with us? We can even sign our work: Mr. Limm!

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  10. The Fly

    I will sign: “Fly wuz here.”

    Aside from the banks, I will hit the Verizon building too, just for fun.

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  11. Employee8

    Lots of double bottoms forming …. new leg down or “W” formations???

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  12. Woodshedder

    While you are out Fly, I will hit your piece of shit lexus.

    It will say, “Got Wood?”

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  13. Woodshedder

    8, as volume decreases over the holiday period, so will the validity of the technicals. Just keep that in mind.

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  14. Frosty

    EPEX trading to the day high 6.52…enjoy the szueeze.

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  15. SaNTa

    Fuck.

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  16. JakeGint

    How’s that [[EPIX]] doing?

    You trying for “zero sum game?”

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  17. JakeGint

    Well, that shit didn’t work.

    Am I supposed to put it in quotes, too?

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  18. MMX

    Oh no Fly has been bearish. Yo idiot how much are you down for the year? LOL

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  19. JakeGint

    Hey, Wood —

    Better than “Honkey Lips” on the Lexus.

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  20. The Fly

    up 17% fuckball.

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  21. JakeGint

    The Flymobile would be truly “fly” with this accessory.

    Can’t believe this hasn’t shown up on a rap video yet.

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  22. The Fly

    doesn’t work in comments.

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  23. JakeGint

    Yo Fly,

    Double bracket quote thing didn’t work.

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  24. Splat

    I must say the disappearing door would be a nice touch. I approve.

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  25. BOOMER

    BOOM hit 62. Merry christmas to me. Limit order filled. Not bad for a days work.

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  26. jgils

    Fly Bottom is in.

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  27. Woodshedder

    http://finance.yahoo.com/advances

    The breadth once again sucks. Volume looking like it will be less than the Black Friday levels.

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  28. MMX

    haha suuure. You are still my number one contrary bitch indicator. Keep it up. LOL

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  29. chivasontherocks

    timex watch market– it takes a licking but keeps on ticking.

    if this thing holds up today, it would be second day in a row that after a higher open and slam dunk, they bring back. today is doing this with a lot of negative news out there. all the while making it look ugly, lousy breadth, volume, new highs and new lows, no leadership, hell everything ugly. this market may not top out until it stops looking ugly. it seems so far that the path of least resistance is up. still oversold and shit if i look at cnbc for more than 15 minutes at a time, i brake out the scotch because it seems evryone is so damn negative. even this board is pretty negative even though that for the most part the guys here are pretty bright. insiders keep buying.

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  30. Employee8

    called “climbing a wall of worry”

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  31. buylo

    if we stay positive here despite all the bad news, Dec. 20 day looks like it will be bitchin not gayin! i.e. if you believe in astrology and shit like 12/20 being the end of the end-of -year selling period.

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