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Fly Buy: MVIS

I bought 1,500 MVIS @ $4.23.

Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, you will fall victim to food poisoning. And, you may lose money.

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4 comments

  1. Asshat Dip Buyer

    SHORTS–

    This was truly a dismal performance on you part today, you gotta admit.

    I’ve seen pregnant squaws on the reservation that could sell stocks with more gumption, (not to diminish the accomplishments of pregnant squaws in any way.)

    I’m concerned that the distant sound of what I initially thought was the tinkling of bells might instead be the approaching roar of a buzzsaw if you don’t locate your manhood quickly.

    You don’t want to be facing down a buzzsaw, do you?

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  2. WildWestie

    Rather meager purchase for a man of your means. Of course, it’s more than Tokman would buy.

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  3. The Fly

    Correct.

    I aim to buy more than Tokman every day.

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  4. Weed

    The Fly bought 1,500 MVIS for his son’s haircut fund.

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