Thanks to the resurgence of my positions, in recent weeks, my year to date gains are more than 15%.
With only a few weeks left in the year, I intend to get all defensive and shit, in order to “not fuck myself,” rank rookie style.
So, I’ve outlined a simple plan, which will be adhered to, with the strictest of rules attached.
I’ll be happy to keep 15%, then fuck around early 2008.
In short, I expect the market to go lower, but hope it doesn’t. To protect myself, I have numerous inverse ETF positions open, effectively balancing out my longs.
In other words, whether the market goes up or down: “The Fly” wins.
Odd, no?
My year is over.
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Alan Keyes is one scary black man.
He’s not black.
FLY…that is the best post since oct…sage indeed.
What is that, then? Food coloring?
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Fly: next header: Night of the Emu
Fly,I recall you were up 42% at one time this year. Don’t you wish you had ended then?
He is psycho. I bet he gets 0 votes.
Have we seen the run-up on MVIS to CES? You’d think the Fed is doing the PR for MVIS these days.
Seriously Fly, you really are a sorry peice of shit. A month ago, it was kill the bears…everything to the moon. Now, you have absolutely no sense of direction and have gone into pussy-mode to hedge all your positions. I’ve enjoyed rattling your chain and taking the opposite trade to you these past few months. But really, this is pathetic. When you’re ready to crawl out of that pussy-shell of yours, I’ll be more than happy to sell you a few of my…300,000 QIDs motherfucker!!! Ka-Ching!!! DD wins AGAIN…market going lower!!!
24%+ ytd. See what a degree in fine art will get you?
The more I see these incoherent fucks debate, the more I miss Newt.
Ban DD, He is annoying and belongs on the Yahoo MB.
Devildog is Alan Keyes
Look at the lovely redness.
Senator Dodd may be the equivalent efftard on the Dem side.
I am waiting for the forthcoming apologies, patiently, from you bulls, of course.
I will not be able to type much longer today, as my hands are filled with sticky goo, as my many visits to the honey hole have soiled them.
I told you you would get another chance to bank coin at the honey hole.
I am Jake
“Fly,I recall you were up 42% at one time this year. Don’t you wish you had ended then?”
No. I prefer to be up 15%.
Keeps me honest.
My Christmas wish for The Fly…
May all your longs melt up and all your shorts melt down.
Since you’re essentially done for the year, why don’t you give the Time Machine a major overhaul and get it ready for a Monster Year in 2008!
looks like a double bottom to me…
Cubs, no where near a DB. For that, we retest lows. The bulls will bounce us again, i’m afraid, before that happens.
Faggy bottom.
Red close at night.
Shorter’s delight.
Red open at morn
Bullshitter take warn.
Ba-Humbug
Good night, Moon.
Good night, room.
Good night light,
and the red balloon.*
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* Greenspanian symbology.
The market says we’re getting Huckabee nominated.
Moo baa la la la
Good night bears.*
Good night chairs.**
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* Rather, not.
** of the musical variety.
Bison… lol.
I get it… IOW, “we’re getting Hillary elected.”
Red chart
Red candle
Red account
Oops!
Had to fill that gap sometime, might as well get it over with today….
Jake, how does the one go about how many hippos can you fit in a room?
Replace bulls with hippos.
By the way, for the childless, these rhymes come from a popular series of children’s books.
I repeat, Jake has not lost his mind, yet.
Lung Sac… you’ve got 22 minutes to make up 160 points.
Get in there and buy, Mortimer, buy!!
One chart, two chart,
Red chart, blue chart.
Not sure about the hippos one… is that the hippo birdie two ewe one?
No, that is Moo Baa La La La.
I can’t remember how the hippo one begins. But a hippo has a party, and then of course more hippos show up than can fit in the house, and of course they come in pairs, which fits well with the couplet.
Ahh, I found it
All through the hippo night,
Hippos play with great delight.
But at the hippo break of day,
The hippos all must go away.
Its Hippos Go Berserk
possible blow off bottom in FRPT today
for gamblers only … but mongo volume
1490 has effectively been reduced to a rubble pile as far as technicals go.
wtf w the volatility, Batman !?!?
Fucking shorts are evil:
http://www.slopeofhope.com/2007/12/this-explains-e.html
The Fly has become a market neutral fucktard.
Alveoli is buying hand over fist.
Can we get a show of hands as to which way we go tomorrow? …No Fred Will not show his hand…
Lung Sac made a valient try, but he did not get to his 85 over.
Good rally, though.
All covering?
we get a thursday before expiration inverse move shakeout/fakeout
I’d have to guess down tomorrow, but may be a buy for next week
Its the greatest story never told!
Jake,
You da man. I bow to ye.
However, with that said, my 10 long e-mini contracts at 12:42 Pacific Time helped dig me out of a serious hole. Ya see, I do trade the shit I post. I was long 2 e minis when the market was up 95 and rode it all the way down. I then went gansta with 10 contracts and had fun peeling them off. That; however, is no consolation for the fact that I must bow at Jake’s feet and follow through with my promise to not post until next Wednesday. I will; however, be lurking.
BTW, still long 2 emini contracts.
look, its very simple, just do what Ken Heebner does in his CGM Focus fund up 60-70% this year – I mean he’s got the fricken roadmap for you and you’re dicking around with 15%, hedging, thinking of shorts, etc., Hello, anybody home?
Post your audited results buylo. 15% is pretty damn good for a year which sucked wind.
Lung Sac —
No need to disappear. You can stay on and continue to let us know what you think.
newequity, lets face it, 15% is ok for 1 or 2 months, anyways CGM Focus is CGMFX or the website is CGMFUNDS.COM I would get in it myself, but every time I buy a stock, etf or fund, it goes the wrong direction that’s why I’m thinking of changing my name to byhi – sello