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Late Night Fact

Early this evening, my wife and I took our 3 year old son to get a haircut.  They charged my wife $10.

Three weeks ago, I took my son to the same place, for a cut; the bastards charged me $15.

Odd, no?

I think not.

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35 comments

  1. buckeye bob

    Next week it might be Euros

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  2. Woodshedder

    That’s easy dude. How much hair could have grown back in 3 weeks? Less hair, less money.

    I bet it had been 2 months when you took him.

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  3. The Fly

    I keep my kids clean cut, fucker.

    Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.

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  4. Woodshedder

    Bullshit. Pittsburgh is the mullet capital of America. They’re notherners. You northerners love mullets. I bet the reason yours was more expensive is because you had them shape a mullet on his poor head.

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  5. Dinosaur Trader

    Consider yourself lucky that your 3 year old will let someone cut his hair. My 3 year old will only let my wife cut her hair.

    Meanwhile, it’s clear they enjoy your wife’s conversational skills, thus the lower price charged.

    Southerners don’t know anything…

    -DT

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  6. JakeGrinch

    I’m thinking it’s time to start making the wife wear the bhurka outside the house again.

    It’s not like she can’t say she hasn’t been warned.

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  7. Chuck Bennet

    You girls are a bunch of lolly pop sucking dills.

    Get a fucking live you cock sucking cry babies.
    You erase my act? you lost. go back to New Hampshire.

    haha

    Regards

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  8. newequity

    GTOP is going to go move big according to the options by end of year. This may be another DNDN. Place your bets with options only.

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  9. The Fly

    Wood:

    Anything south of Philly is considering “red neck territory.”

    Therefore, Pitt is not north. It is just Pitt.

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  10. alphadawgg

    Fly,
    Your wife is better looking than you. Hence, your barber was indirectly hitting on her by charging her less for your son’s haircut.

    I get the speeding tickets. My wife gets warnings from the State Troopers. Same thing going on.

    Fuckers.

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  11. Woodshedder

    So you did get him a mullet.

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  12. ottnott

    Giving a 3-yr old a haircut every 3 weeks is child abuse.

    You get about 3/8″ growth in that time.

    You could only be that vain about your 3-yr olds hair if you were…bald.

    Bwahahaha!

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  13. The Fly

    Fuck you.

    He stays trimmed, unlike you sloppy fat fucks.

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  14. ottnott

    A Fly settled on the head of a Bald Man and bit him. In his eagerness to kill it, he hit himself a smart slap. But the Fly escaped, and said to him in derision, “You tried to kill me for just one little bite; what will you do to yourself now, for the heavy smack you have just given yourself?” “Oh, for that blow I bear no grudge,” he replied, “for I never intended myself any harm; but as for you, you contemptible insect, who live by sucking human blood, I’d have borne a good deal more than that for the satisfaction of dashing the life out of you!”
    –Aesop

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  15. alphadawgg

    Save yourself the aggravation. Give your son a military-style buzz haircut.

    My local barber does it for five bucks. It takes him less than 5 minutes. That’s the equivalent of $60 an hour.

    Not bad for a high school dropout.

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  16. Woodshedder

    No offense, but anyone who uses electric scissors on their hair is a low-life.

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  17. Woodshedder

    Unless, of course, you’re in the military.

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  18. PoorOkie

    Perhaps the barber prefers Mrs. Fly’s vistits more than he enjoys Mr. Fly’s visits. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t call the barber a stupid fucktard. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t threaten to punch the barbers eyebrows off. In fact, the barber probably feels sorry for Mrs. Fly and charges her less. Just a theory.

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  19. SaNTa

    THE FLY IS A MINOTAUR!

    Pass it on.

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  20. SaNTa

    Barclays taking over. Fuck GS. Quaker for life.

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  21. Woodshedder

    US futures down.

    Asia shitting the shower.

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  22. Howie

    I playing my old ELTON JOHN records, on the bose speakers, and watching cramers fed rants-

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  23. Howie

    euro markets too….fun day comming for all.

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  24. A haircut post.

    Odd, no?

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  25. BOOMER

    I bet your wife tips better. $10 cut + $10 tip. Because they are “so gentle” with your son.

    Fly tips $5 no matter what the cut price, so they bump it to compensate. $15 cut + $5 tip. Because its a haircut on a 3 year old. “How much do you expect, fucker?”

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  26. TravelinLight

    Looks like the Fed has inflation under control then. That’s a 33% drop in the price of haircuts. Start hoarding cash, fuckers, prices are dropping!

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  27. TraderCaddy

    NBIX down 40%, BIIB down 30%. All together now-NEVER buy a biotech company (DNA,AMGN included). Spend your $$ in Vegas.

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  28. The Fly

    Boomer:

    You’re right!

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  29. Juice

    Took my shaggy haired dog to get groomed in NYC. $50 an hour to get her knots combed out. Total bill $160.

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  30. Mr. LIMM

    Boom:

    I still think it’s the tight sweaters.

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  31. gappingandyapping

    Maybe she had a 5 dollar credit.

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  32. mrkcbill

    Juice is Bilderberg.

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  33. KC Trader

    “Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.”~Hilarious

    If you don’t keep your kids well groom they are liable to end up looking like this http://www.freakingnews.com/Sanjaya-Pics-34346.asp

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