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Bernanke Knee Capped Santa Claus

There is not much to say, yet again.

“The Fly” will not be tricked more than once. It is scientifically impossible, as you know.

During the day, I sold loads of stocks, specifically VMI, VMW, SPF, CFC, ACF, GLF, FTK and RS.

Additionally, I stepped up to the fucktard plate and bought more FXP—and initiated a position in SKF (inverse financials).

Basically, Ben Bernanke and the Fed fucked Christmas. Sorry for the truth, but it’s useful—from time to time.

The silver lining: with today’s 300 point drubbing, we may get a sympathy bounce.

Use it to sell, then sell again.

Viz.

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53 comments

  1. Bilderberg's Footman
    Bilderberg's Footman

    ______ Wins!

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  2. goatblowtacus

    my shower head started spewing cheap tijuana made bourbon at exactly 2:15 eastern time today.

    all the local middle eastern liquor store owners started showing up at my house at 1130.

    my wife is pissed, fuckers.

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  3. Boom

    so much for milking the farmer….fuck it sell everything twice and buy it back higher…asscats

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  4. jackman

    i bought seven inverse shorts day after thanksgiving and have been “sick” until today !!! about time,fuck!, I thought I was going to die. I recommend buying EEV( emerging market),FXP( Japan),QID( Q’s),SDS(s&p 500),SKF( financials ),SRS( real estate),and TWM( russell 2000).They are double shorts.

    Of course, the market has to tank !! Good shot I think.

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  5. Revelation

    I think ya’ll are over doing it.

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  6. Ashtimber

    So you are now a bear?

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  7. The Fly

    none of your business.

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  8. D Kass

    Its was a raid on sell stops

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  9. Ashtimber

    Busted.

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  10. JakeGint

    Are you a bear now?

    Fly answer:

    “none of your business.”

    ____________

    What happened to full disclosure, yada yada yada?

    Fly (inserted) answer:

    “Love means never having to say ‘Jake wins!'”

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  11. Andy

    We need to play the “which financial/homebuilder goes bankrupt first lotto.”

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  12. brian

    Hey, the Fed will come back and hammer the bears…..BEAR TRAP Govt. style……You bears are going be fucking dead ya hear me dead.

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  13. BOOMER

    “so much for milking the farmer….fuck it sell everything twice and buy it back higher…asscats”

    Imposter.

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  14. DEVILDOG

    Asshats! I told you this would happen. I’ve been fucking Fly’s wife’s brains out all week and so too busy to post. Now that Fly is bearish, she may return to the old man. For all those that doubted by positions, fuck you! hahahaha…DD wins again!

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  15. CashIsKing

    Fuck off DD! Sold some VMW ahead of Fed but back to cash for me. Looking for a morning bounce…way oversold…

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  16. newequity

    DD,
    You are full of hatred, no need to put down fly’s wife you fucking POS. You have been short since Dow 13k. You still way fuckin underwater prick.

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  17. rookietrader

    Every once in a while i check in on this site to see if the site has grown up. My kids have more intellect on their websites than you bunch of retards. Fly you are the howard stern of the daytraders. What a loser of a title. you would Get a better class of readers If you werent such a moron. Moronsrusbanknocoin.dumbass

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  18. newequity

    rookietrada,
    Go back under the rock you crawlede out from punk ass sucker.

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  19. Green Writer

    rookietradr

    Hope your safeguarding your kids from Stone Phillips interviewies…if not your the moron.

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  20. Green Writer

    oh yeah in regards to the market why does anyone have to be bearish or bullish? Like Bruce Lee said “be like water.”

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  21. mrkcbill

    rookie- “every once in a while”… yeah right. What a stupid comment. Also did anyone ever teach you when to capitalize.

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  22. Juice

    Flecks Rap title – “Trapdoor Catches Santa Rally Crowd”

    Fly’s closing title – “Bernanke Knee Capped Santa Claus”

    Bears of a feather?

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  23. Byron Wein

    Devildog is the most astute investor I have ever met.

    Rookietrader blows chunks

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  24. Roger Riney

    Devildog –
    You failed to meet your margin call. We dumped all your positions Monday.

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  25. Frosty

    FLY…it is really natsy as tentions run high…the baby bears have yet to show though…show yourself little cub.

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  26. Andy

    LOL that Roger Riney posted tonight.

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  27. JakeGint

    Frosty blithers:

    FLY…it is really natsy (sic) as tentions (sic!) run high…the baby bears have yet to show though…show yourself little cub.

    ________________

    Welcome to the “way too dumb to post” category.

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  28. JakeGint

    So.

    About that “Dow Theory Sell Signal….”

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  29. Sir Douchebag

    So now you’re short?

    I’ll go long tomorrow.

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  30. Fly

    RMDX to be slaughtered next.

    I will not post it.

    You will only be warned and told here.

    Viz.

    Chuck is right on FRX.

    Drug announcement pending.

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  31. Fly

    Rookie:

    Your Mother works at a condom factory.

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  32. TravelinLight

    Saw this in an email today… thought I would post it for all the “replace the l’s with r’s crowd” which was funny for a day or two.

    ========

    “Why is Google capturing less than half as much market share as Baidu, the leading Chinese search engine? Because locals can’t pronounce the name. “G-O-O-G-L-E is not a normal Chinese spelling and people don’t pronounce it right,” Kai-fu Lee, Google’s president of Chinese operations, said in a November 30 Beijing interview. “Most people call us ‘go go.'”

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  33. JakeGint

    Why are you “Fly” and not “The Fly?”

    Are you an assassin?

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  34. Mr. LIMM

    What long wit “GoGo” you racist fuckah?

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  35. Fly

    Mr. Limm has a better than average chance at being banned, forever.

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  36. alittleknowledge

    Apologies in advance for dragging this from the PGallery – Re MVIS comment
    “There are however numerous problem areas with this strategy; – Loss of market share in the event of “prior art” being upheld”

    ??? Loss of market share??? WFmarket share?
    A good problem to have. Let’s get the market share to loose first, no?

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  37. Fly

    apologies not accepted.

    “The Fly” is stronger than you.

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  38. Dinosaur Trader

    Just watched A Christmas Story for like, the 40,000th time in my life. Great movie to say the least… and I hate movies.

    Anyway, at the end, when they’re in the Chinese restaurant and the guys are singing Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra, Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra, I thought of this website. How fucked up is that?

    -DT

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  39. Fly

    I just got back from the future. This website will sell for billions.

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  40. Dinosaur Trader

    Inflation is going to get bad then, huh?

    -DT

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  41. BOOMER

    Fly has a different writing voice than “The Fly”

    Again, I say there is more than one robot behind this site.

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  42. cheesefries

    Two important measures of inflation the PPI and CPI come out this Thursday and Friday. After reviewing the fed statement again in context with the markets late day plunge should we get a softer reading on inflation in either of the two measures the indices will scream back above today’s highs.

    I will be buying the dip, but what the fuck do I know?

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  43. BOOMER

    I put a shit load of money to work in the last 30 minutes of the day. I am pretty nervous. Prolly wont go to bed tonight.

    This feeling reminds me when I cross the line between “investing/trading” and “gambling.”

    Better get me some biscuits and hot hot coffee.

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  44. cheesefries

    Boomer-
    The sell off was bullshit, your going to make money tomorrow. The Lamma told me so.

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  45. buckeye bob

    Asia is hanging tough – not too crazy over there tonight considering, Nikkei way off the lows

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  46. JakeGint

    Fly (not “the Fly” curiously):

    I just got back from the future. This website will sell for billions.

    Dinosaur Trader Says:

    Inflation is going to get bad then, huh?

    -DT

    _________________

    Do you realize that you missed the “perfect comedic retort” by the slightest of margins?

    Seriously, you would have had perfection if you’d only looked at it one more time and inserted “that” with italics (ie, that) before “bad.”

    Try it and see.

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  47. JakeGint

    WTF is going on with this site anyway?

    Fly loses “The” — enraging the crowd and sparking charges of imposterism.

    Dino has the funniest line of his life, almost.

    And worst of all, no “late night thoughts” involving evening commutes to Romania, goats and “First line” shepherds in hand.

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  48. Flie

    What?

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  49. Fl+eye

    Beats me, I dunno wtf he’s talking about either.

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  50. W. Buffet

    I can buyout (the) Fly’s blog many times over (inflation-adjusted)

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  51. はえ

    日本語):
    私はToyko にある、

    成長

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  52. The Fly

    No need for Late Night Thoughts.

    “The Fly” is quite pleased with his market position.

    He has a fuckload of shorts and lots of cash.

    In other words, he wins, again.

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