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Latest Night Alert Ever: Oatmeal

I just consumed a rather large bowl of oatmeal.

As you know, this bodes well for U.S. markets.

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10 comments

  1. buckeye bob

    At least it wasn’t grits

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  2. Hong Kong Bull

    Another glorious day of wiping the floor with the severed heads of the local bears!
    Bring it on my American friends… we want more “bull”ets to fire on the morrow!

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  3. BOOMER

    Get some sleep!

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  4. JakeGint

    I must’ve come on after all this oatmeal business was explained.

    I don’t get it… does it have something to do with the proper functioning of your alimentary canal?

    And through that the market?

    Because I don’t think we will have much trouble with liquidity here…

    We may have trouble from liquidity, however.

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  5. BOOMER

    you lost me on the from liquidity, jake

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  6. JakeGint

    IOW — too much liquidity makes the dollar go feh!

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  7. Mr. LIMM

    Ruh-roh!

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  8. Mr. LIMM

    Hong Kong Aussie sez:

    Another glorious day of wiping the floor with the severed heads of the local bears!
    Bring it on my American friends… we want more “bull”ets to fire on the morrow!

    Yeah, you just keep adding weight to our shoulders by electing socialists, and don’t worry, we’ll bail you out.

    No problem, you’re not heavy, you’re our welfare state brother.

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  9. Golden Bear

    I don’t know what is more sad; Fly Posting after midnight, or Boomer checking the site at 4:00 AM. Of course it is quite possible that boom gets up that early; now that’s really fucked up.

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  10. JakeGint

    GB —

    It’s 5:30 Central to the Boom man… still crazy, but not garbage man crazy.

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