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SPECIAL EMERGENCY MESSAGE FROM JEREMY

“Shut up stupid internet cows.”

This site is to be monetized. However, your cost is zero.

Odd, no?

Quit bitching, else I will have you clipped.

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31 comments

  1. SaNTa

    What the fuck was that for?

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  2. The Fly

    The new text link ads has the natives gay.

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  3. JakeGint

    Dimwit, it’s exactly because you want the site monetized that you should not pull cheap, annoying internet-junk-fee stunts like this.

    You want the place to retain a modicum of class.

    Do you think anyone who has a modicum of class is going to click on those fucktardedly annoying things? No, all they will do is drive off the marginal “customer” and annoy the slovenly regulars who come here to poke fun and trade insults.

    Everytime you think of attaching a dumbass bell and whistle to this site, think first of AOL and how they managed to blow literally hundreds of billions of dollars in brand opportunity by becoming a chintzy, cheap, sideshow act of an offering.

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  4. Mark Zuckerbooger
    Mark Zuckerbooger

    I sorry. So sorry. I fucked up.

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  5. JakeGint

    And now, aging and clueless gentlemen at Time Warner scramble about looking for a price point in which to spin off that lame ass piece of shit that was worth $300 billion in 1998-9.

    Content is key.

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  6. The Fly

    Jake:

    You are an internet illiterate. Most big sites have text links, including realmoney.

    In short, I will see how annoying they become. If they irritate me, I’ll pull them.

    Reserve your illiterate internet banter for low tier blogs, please.

    Fuck you,

    Fly.

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Wood: Your not still short are you?

    JCG is about to rocket to 53. While it is true I have lightened up on it, I was 2300 shares long at 37.50, I still own 900 shares and would love to see it steamroll the shorts.

    VMI did well, thanks broker.

    GS is my pick here, buying Jan 240’s is the way I am playing it. I own CFC puts as of today replacing my LEH puts that I sold after the downgrade yesterday.

    I need some healthcare so I may bite on DNA, I sold out of my NVS a few days ago.

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  8. The Fly

    “Do you think anyone who has a modicum of class is going to click on those fucktardedly annoying things? ”

    No. That’s why I put them here.

    Odd, isn’t it?

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  9. The Fly

    Jake:

    When this site deals with such perplexing issues, like AOL, I’ll retain your consultation.

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  10. JakeGint

    Nothing perplexing about it. They had a gigantic first mover advantage on the internets, and they fumbled it.

    They pissed people off thinking they’d always have the audience they had. People found better places to be.

    Odd, no?

    _________________

    Btw — Who goes to “Real Money?” Old people? And are their hot links ads too?

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  11. JakeGint

    Not to change the subject from my berating your fucktarded cheap-as-a-velvet-Elvis monetizing strategies, but this is no doubt some of the “good news” investors were incorporating today:

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Orders to U.S. factories rose unexpectedly in October although much of the gain reflected higher energy prices.
    The Commerce Department reported that orders advanced by 0.5 percent in October, far better than the flat reading that was expected. However, much of the strength came from a big jump in the cost of petroleum and other energy prices, which pumped up orders at oil refineries and chemical plants. The orders figures are not adjusted for changes in prices.

    Now, on to the Nixonian price controls!

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  12. seek2k

    Jake,

    A couple days ago you said to be vewy caweful with HOKU, do you see flies in the ointment with this financing arrangement? (flies not capitalized…get a grip)

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  13. Chuck Bennet

    Go long the MVIS jan calls. buy them up to .40
    No longer angry at management. I believe they have lots to say, just like before they ran up the warrants.

    Its on in 2 weeks or less.

    regards

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  14. The Fly

    My wife is pissed. I just destroyed my house with the stench of pizza rustica, cooking in the oven.

    Developing…

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  15. The Fly

    Smartest thing Chuck has ever said.

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  16. haileris

    is this something in which you need to not have Adblock Plus, to be able to understand the bitchfest?

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  17. haileris

    P.S. the clickthrough and rev from inline links is ricockulously low, it’s better to have google textads on the side. payout is much better. try replacing the banners and have one next to the main author’s text. it’s like free money compared to graphic/bullshit-annoying ads

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  18. Steve

    Internet money is dirty and low class.

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  19. The Fly

    Hail:

    I leave that shit to Jeremy.

    Go email him and “school him.”

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  20. broken A

    FUCK BENNETT – I’d rather load up on MVIS MAR $5 calls at 0.35….

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  21. haileris

    Fly: fuck that, I’m too busy basking in my SEED call options.

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  22. wolf

    You retards better not start bidding up those mvis Jan and Mar 5’s . Still trying to complete my fills at these levels, which has not been an easy task. On a side note, I think RIMM is not going to hold 100 this time. Tomorrow is the day it breaks. Look for 80 support. I almost hope it cracks so I can load up before earnings.

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  23. The Fly

    May God grant you many more SEEDS.

    In the meantime, go sign up for the Peanut Gallery, in order to waste important time.

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  24. The Fly

    Wolf:

    Fuck you, RIMM splashes the bears all over the pavement tomorrow.

    You heard it here first.

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  25. mrkcbill

    AOL Owns

    Fuckers

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  26. haileris

    wolf: you should’ve been in by now if that’s your concern. options volume is so fucking low for MVIS, automated computers are obviously filling all orders. good luck getting whatever ridiculous price you’re asking on that — open interest is tiny as shit for Jan08, how many options can you possibly have right now. if you think it’s going up, suck it up and pay midpoint/ask.

    If there’s a santa claus rally, I’m going heavy into tech (including MVIS, I’m fucking long everything tech for Jan. esp AAPL, producer of the JESUS PHONE. I’ll be jacking up prices by the 21st buying inventory from the dickhead options-hedgefund computer-bots.

    mrkcbill: I’m sorry I’m having trouble finding the ticker symbol for AOL…. oh. never mind.

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  27. haileris

    P.S.
    Question: Solarfun open and close numbers today: Cocktease, or, THE BIGGEST COCKTEASE.

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  28. JakeGint

    Interesting.

    I’m on my home computer now and I don’t see the annoying link ad thingies.

    Did you get rid of them, or do I just have less sophisticated spyware at the office?

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  29. JakeGint

    Pizza Rustica? Is that like, with lettuce?

    You trying to do the “brick oven” thing?

    If you still live in Long Island, stop by Umberto’s on the way home (exit 33 on the LIE) one day. You’ll be a hero.

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  30. buylo

    Don’t you all know that Seed is for the Seedless!

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  31. mdawsz

    “AAPL, producer of the JESUS PHONE”

    Funniest goddamn thing I’ve read all day! I wanna get some of the Jesus phone action. It’s gonna be huge.

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